Wonky 3? (1 Viewer)

[krystal]

Originally posted by Pantone247
blame my coaching staff

I was all getting my vibe on and then Kirsite would be shouting "do the invisible hi-hat!!, now do stacking shelves!!, now do the big fish little fish!!, come on!!"

I can't work like that...

a bad workman blames his tools

you had the KING OF OLD SKOOL RAVE on hand and you still couldn't cut it

you're dead to me

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by herv
*quote Pantone* "the beats are too fast man..."

the beats were never that fast in Flashdance

never

 

[minka]

It was good, and the place is obviously spectacular but it was let down a barrel load by the ages long queues for a drink, then queueing to get up and down to different floors etc.

agreed. they seemed to have far fewer bar staff on than for wonky 2. also, if they'd simply poured out loads of glasses of water and left them at the end of the bar, it would have shortened the queues immeasurably, as loads of people were just going up for water. bah, grumble. i think myself and brian spent the first half hour after we got home going "look! it's a fridge with beer in it! and we don't have to queue for it! look! it's a bathroom! and we don't have to queue for it!" etc.

the music was bleedin' deadly, though.

small fish...big fish
stack the shelves...stack the shelves

flossing your nose....italian pepper grinder....heavy shopping....

 

[billygannon]

Originally posted by minka


small fish...big fish
stack the shelves...stack the shelves

flossing your nose....italian pepper grinder....heavy shopping....

Brilliant!....

We can add the following:
Milking the cows...

Dealing cards... (a Club M classic)

Shovelling shit over your shoulder...

The Nelly dance (involves you putting your arms out in front of you and twitching your head left ad infinitum)....

Dialling the phone....

Pulling pints..

driving the car.....

Hanging out the washing (very complex... involving several people pretending to be shirts and dresses and underwear and the like)...

Mixing a big pot of bolognese....

Gay muscle dancing....

The Overhead Archery manoeuvre (popular with drunk uncles at weddings)...

And of course, the moves by which we're all defined....

The Prodigy step

 

[krystal]

jaysis
you've silenced me

 

[billygannon]

I think heterogay is the word that's appropriate right now.

Attracted to girls, but acts like a blouse.

 

[herv]

Originally posted by Pantone247
the beats were never that fast in Flashdance

never

face it man, you were either too drunk, or too old. the halloween event will sort this out though.

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by billygannon

The Nelly dance (involves you putting your arms out in front of you and twitching your head left ad infinitum)....

so THAT'S what you were doing

it was funny

 

[billygannon]

Originally posted by Pantone247
so THAT'S what you were doing

it was funny

It wasn't funny, it was my art

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by herv
face it man, you were either too drunk, or too old. the halloween event will sort this out though.

or too smokey smokey...

the halloween event?

what is the halloween event?

 

[krystal]

yes
what helloween event?

 

[Hector Grey]

pair of nonces. all talk. no dance.

 

[krystal]

I tried Hec
I really did try
we spent all afternoon coaching Fiachra, but to no avail

 

[Hector Grey]

ah come on.

it's pointless. he dances like an extra from dawn of the dead.

who do you base your coaching style on? mickey or apollo?

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by kirstie
I tried Hec
I really did try
we spent all afternoon coaching Fiachra, but to no avail

in fairness to me I did dance quite a bit...

just not in direct competition with Herv

anyway I didn't see you shaking your groove thang at all Hectwhore.. in fact I didn't see you at all...

 

[Hector Grey]

i can't dance. i'm still breastfeeding.

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
i can't dance. i'm still breastfeeding.

I don't know what I want to do about that...




more about the "Halloween Event", I am Kurious...

 

[herv]

hang on, i'm trying to find the picture....