WINTER SQUIRTS (1 Viewer)

[damone]

did anyone get the savage dose of the shits that i endured for two days ????????????????

 

[pete]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7170948.stm

 

[Diddles]

did anyone get the savage dose of the shits that i endured for two days ????????????????

No, only you have a dirty hole.

 

[GO]

did anyone get the savage dose of the shits that i endured for two days ????????????????

Well said that man.Thats more like the kinda thing I wanna talk about on this poxy forum.
I have the winter squirts all the year round for fucks sake.Keep changing me tipple but it makes no dif.Just gotta learn to embrace it.When I'm in work I've been known to comment that I musta put too much morticiser in the mix.

 

[oh shit]

get an allergy test

 

[quaidox]

too much drinking and not enough eating damo!! plenty of food, followed by plenty of budvar, sorted! (apart from extreme farting, which is always a great source of amusement to oneself!)

 

[the strange guy]

I had a fantastic six days of vomiting.
I would have preferred the shits.
Spending all day sitting on the jacks doesn't leave a taste and rubbery teeth.

 

[Pat Pockets]

Spending all day sitting on the jacks doesn't leave a taste and rubbery teeth.

Ring sting?

 

[HMD]

my hole is working grand.

 

[ravishinrikrude]

Keep changing me tipple but it makes no dif.Just gotta learn to embrace it.When I'm in work I've been known to comment that I musta put too much morticiser in the mix.

ah hahahaha

i did, however, have one of the nicest solid shits over the christmas period that i've had in a long time. flash from the past

 

[GO]

ah hahahaha

i did, however, have one of the nicest solid shits over the christmas period that i've had in a long time. flash from the past

A clean pincher is the technical term for that.

 

[GO]

my hole is working grand.

Respect to your arse.

 

[GO]

A flash from the past.
Came outta my ass.
Woulda layed a cable,
but me arse was'nt able.
Really need a solid one,
dont know if I can.
Guess I'll just settle
for a slash in the pan.

 

[damone]

A clean pincher is the technical term for that.

"Well cut off at the nipsey " i thought wud have been more accurate but i i may be corrected gentlemen!!

 

[tommytrousers]

The FONT of all wisdom. One of the classic literature texts of the past 50 years (I'm not joking).