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[Wheels]

is what I said when one of my housemates tried to wake me after I passed out on the couch for the millionth time last night. One of the weirder things I've uttered whilst asleep.

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[taubstumm]

squiggle's never gonna go to the cinema with you now.

 

[Squiggle]

squiggle's never gonna go to the cinema with you now.

Too darn right! Corn Starch! I don't wanna know



Hahaha

 

[Wheels]

In her fucking dreams.

 

[ICUH8N]

Did they at least leave you in the recovery position, as opposed to the favoured "face down, ass up"

 

[Squiggle]

In her fucking dreams.

Nightmares you mean... you're usually the slobbering zombie sitting behind me!

 

[Wheels]

Did they at least leave you in the recovery position, as opposed to the favoured "face down, ass up"

I don't know what you're talking about. I certainly don't favour such a position, I'm more of a fetal man myself.

 

[quasiquasi]

Yowzers!

 

[jane]

Speaking of getting woken up, someone thought it would be really funny to crank call me in the middle of the night the other night, and it interrupted a dream I was having in which I was having a real heart-to-heart with Bruce Springsteen and he was ABOUT to give me his phone number, and was maybe going to move into my spare room.

Tried to get back to that dream, but now I may never have the Boss's phone number. Dammit.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

is what I said when one of my housemates tried to wake me after I passed out on the couch for the millionth time last night. One of the weirder things I've uttered whilst asleep.

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Are you sure you weren't trying to say 'porn search'?

 

[Hector Grey]

i once woke my self up by saying "fat bob" at the top of my voice.

i was having a dream about the cure.

 

[B.F. Finlayson]

i once woke my self up by saying "fat bob" at the top of my voice.

i was having a dream about the cure.

good thing you weren't dreaming you were in a greenhouse.

 

[Hector Grey]

good thing you weren't dreaming you were in a greenhouse.

close fucking call alright.

 

[egg_]

When I was in college I shared a room with a guy called Gerard:

Him (asleep): "Got bad news for ya"
Me: "Em ... what's that?"
Him: "There was beam earlier on"
Me: "Ok ... em, what's 'beam' Gerard?"
Him: "Hmmmph fuck off"

 

[jillface]

my sister (asleep): dont tell mam i crashed the car, just dont tell her, i'll fix it in college.
me: em, okay. what?
my sister: okay okay! i crashed it just hide it, hide it, put it under that tree.
me: ....MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM helen's scaring me!!!!

 

[Corey]

Me: (asleep)......" GET OUT OF THE BED!!! "

Missus: "whathe? whasgoinon?"

Me: " i love you, zzzzzz..."

 

[HMD]

i've been known to call out chess moves in my sleep. The thing is i don't know how to play chess.


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[Sufi]

Him (asleep): mumble mumble mumble

Me: What?

Him: (still asleep) Oh i was just thinking about this great pair of shorts I had when I was 5...

 

[theoootini]

i came back to my parents house after a particularly rough weekend and passed out on my bed in my clothes. woke up for breakfast the next morning and was greeted by a particularly stoney silence by my parents at the kitchen table. apparently my mother had come in while i was passed out the night before and when she woke me up i apparently -still asleep- invited her in to bed with me...!ninjaaaaHORROR.

 

[RSJ]

I once answered the phone to my father, in my sleep, and would only say "briany briany sleepy sleepy".

Not impressed.