Latex lizzie
Well-Known Member
I'll break out the little hammers and you make a "difficult" breathing noise.To the west with us ossie we'll make a mint! now where did tir na nog go?
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do you think they were aiming at you, but missed?
And where were you, ten minutes before?
Huh?!!
they engraved it onto a bullet which they then tied to a rock and threw through his window. attached to an albatross.they left a note: "sorry we missed you.."
we also steal the plums from your tree and throw dirty looks. the priest didn't give you a hamper and your kids can look all they like at the trampoline, they're never going on it. as soon as you apply for that well needed extension, we will object. don't even think about burning leaves. if your cat comes up here, its ours. we will use your land at all times for our fox hunts, knocking down fences, ditches and wrecking the land, you may or may not get invited to the hunt ball. we won't take down license plate numbers of people dumping on your land and sure we've been meaning to get rid of our mattress too. we will talk obsessively about the what colour you painted your gate. We can ride our horses in the middle of the road and all over your land without asking. We will park our SUVs in your driveway. We will offer a pittance for an acre and freeze you out socially even more when you refuse. But as soon as tragedy happens we'll be knocking on your door with a tin of USA biscuits. welcome to the neighbourhood...i'm living in a field six hours from dublin now. it's... interesting. they have no broadband here. and everyone knows your business.
we also steal the plums from your tree and throw dirty looks. the priest didn't give you a hamper and your kids can look all they like at the trampoline, they're never going on it. as soon as you apply for that well needed extension, we will object. don't even think about burning leaves. if your cat comes up here, its ours. we will use your land at all times for our fox hunts, knocking down fences, ditches and wrecking the land, you may or may not get invited to the hunt ball. we won't take down license plate numbers of people dumping on your land and sure we've been meaning to get rid of our mattress too. we will talk obsessively about the what colour you painted your gate. We can ride our horses in the middle of the road and all over your land without asking. We will park our SUVs in your driveway. We will offer a pittance for an acre and freeze you out socially even more when you refuse. But as soon as tragedy happens we'll be knocking on your door with a tin of USA biscuits. welcome to the neighbourhood...
Maybe you do have to go to Leitrim to get somewhere affordable. House going in our small estate now for €315K! Unreal.
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