why irish people have dark hair (1 Viewer)

[nooleen]

Jay says:
my roomate is soOO ino his irish heritage
Jay says:
hei helped him put up a flag pole
Jay says:
out side the house
Jay says:
not an american flag but irish one
nooly says:
looking forward to paddy's day then is he
Jay says:
you know it
Jay says:
i told him about you before
Jay says:
he was telling me about this "black" irish thing
Jay says:
this is true?
nooly says:
what black irish thing?
Jay says:
that irish people had red hair
Jay says:
then some blacks moved in
Jay says:
that is why some have the black hair now
nooly says:
what, seriously???
Jay says:
something like that
nooly says:
that's ridiculous
Jay says:
i will look it up

 

[Willie Willions]

Its true you know.

 

[flashback]

Yeah. Black people bought the patent on dark hair in the 12th century.
Ever since then, every single dark haired person's ma had chocolate loving.

 

[oh shit]

all them black haired irish can fuck off back to nigeria

 

[nooleen]

i thought it was the spanish but apparently the 'armada babies' story doesn't stand up

 

[demonica]

I thought Irish people just had black hair and green eyes. But this "black thing" would explain why my middle name is dasheeky.!ninjaaaa

 

[oh shit]

how'd they all get visas? i'm not sure i believe this guy

 

[krusty411]

i have red hair does that make me true irish or just a ginger......i would say the later

 

[demonica]

i have red hair does that make me true irish or just a ginger......i would say the later

I think it means you're are descended from viking scum. Also a ging bag.

 

[SeanR]

My grandad was a black man's toupé.

 

[Lordjaysus]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Irish

 

[the strange guy]

I met a yank while in India who genuinely thought that the 'Black Irish' were an entirely separate race from the rest of the Irish.

'I'd love to see one', said he.

 

[ISUPALODE]

U WERE IN INDIA, COOL !zed

 

[Lordjaysus]

There are some real black Irish, apart from naturalised people of African descent living on the beautiful isle itself (see Philo, Paul McGrath, Paul McGrath's da) there are some areas in the Caribean where Irish Jacobite outcasts intermarried with African slaves and there was an episode of that Irish religious programme from the sixties where they found some black skinned types with Irish accents - think of the oppression value of that!

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I'd say the Normans are a better bet as to where the dark hair comes from.

 

[Kastrosama]

I thought Irish people just had black hair and green eyes. But this "black thing" would explain why my middle name is dasheeky.!ninjaaaa

dasheeky = swahili for doggystyle.

 

[krusty411]

I think it means you're are descended from viking scum. Also a ging bag.

yeah i thought so much

 

[Kastrosama]

but aint it true that ginger people have no souls? what about daywalkers...? ya no.. people with dark hair but have freckles.....

 

[Space]

but aint it true that ginger people have no souls? what about daywalkers...? ya no.. people with dark hair but have freckles.....

I'm sure that was alll sorted by the end of the episode when we learnt that ginger kids do have souls?

 

[krusty411]

i have a soul or had one till i sold it for a kebab, best kebab i ever had.