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Why I Hate Chelski. A Rant.
WHY I HATE CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB
I hate Chelsea football club with a passion.
I hate everything they represent and symbolise.
I hate the arrogance, the total absence of any morals, dignity or
class and the complete and utter lack of any form of respect for
authority and rules. Their consistent, (and largely unpunished) rule
breaking, the 'tapping up' cases up of Gerrard, Cole and Arnesen, the
disgraceful false accusations against Anders Frisk and Frank Rijkard,
the gesture towards Liverpool fans in Cardiff, the personal attacks on
Wenger, UEFA and others.
I hate their dirty, borderline illegal oil money, their hollow
success, their 'blank cheque' philosophy and their 'name your price'
mentality. I hate their disregard for loyalty, and the utter failure
to appreciate any of the deeper and more 'romantic' side of football
and what it means to a very large part of our society.
I hate Lampard kissing the Chelsea badge (the man's been a f**king
West Ham fan since birth for jeepers sake), I hate Drogba's and
Essien's sly, underhand and unpunished tactics, I hate Joe Cole's
consistent diving and I hate incredible young potential like Shaun
Wright-Phillips selling themselves for the sake of 10 starts a season
and a fat weekly wage.
I hate Mourinho, his utter contempt, his quasi-religious
self-obsession fuelled by the [mostly] London press and fawning
sycophantic television media [step forward and take a bow Sky & the
Beeb], I hate his general disrespect to all and sundry and his crew of
minions mimicking his every movement on and off the bench. I hate his
complete lack of grace in defeat [he is STILL moaning about the
Champions League semi-final result for pete's sake] and his act of
disdain upon lifting football's biggest prize with Porto, barely
raising a smile for the fans or players that had served him so well. I
hate his 'fake' adverts (does he really need the cash?), and his
vulgar, pulsating vanity.
I hate the way they play, considering the vast amount of money spent,
I hate their 1-0 score lines and 'safe' long ball style, their focus
on deliverance and their 'homage' to the corporate dollar rather than
the display on the pitch, despite fans paying £50 for the honour of
seeing them play, including the abhorrent charging of f. They will
surely be taught a severe lesson in February by Messi, Ronnie and co
in February.
I hate Kenyon, the hairless goblin, I hate his lack of morals and his
ruthless, 'I'd sell my own mother' approach to football.
I hate and fear the fact that Chelsea are the future of the 'beautiful' game.
I hate Chelsea football club.
Phew, that feels better.
Paul Newman, A Southend United fan
WHY I HATE CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB
I hate Chelsea football club with a passion.
I hate everything they represent and symbolise.
I hate the arrogance, the total absence of any morals, dignity or
class and the complete and utter lack of any form of respect for
authority and rules. Their consistent, (and largely unpunished) rule
breaking, the 'tapping up' cases up of Gerrard, Cole and Arnesen, the
disgraceful false accusations against Anders Frisk and Frank Rijkard,
the gesture towards Liverpool fans in Cardiff, the personal attacks on
Wenger, UEFA and others.
I hate their dirty, borderline illegal oil money, their hollow
success, their 'blank cheque' philosophy and their 'name your price'
mentality. I hate their disregard for loyalty, and the utter failure
to appreciate any of the deeper and more 'romantic' side of football
and what it means to a very large part of our society.
I hate Lampard kissing the Chelsea badge (the man's been a f**king
West Ham fan since birth for jeepers sake), I hate Drogba's and
Essien's sly, underhand and unpunished tactics, I hate Joe Cole's
consistent diving and I hate incredible young potential like Shaun
Wright-Phillips selling themselves for the sake of 10 starts a season
and a fat weekly wage.
I hate Mourinho, his utter contempt, his quasi-religious
self-obsession fuelled by the [mostly] London press and fawning
sycophantic television media [step forward and take a bow Sky & the
Beeb], I hate his general disrespect to all and sundry and his crew of
minions mimicking his every movement on and off the bench. I hate his
complete lack of grace in defeat [he is STILL moaning about the
Champions League semi-final result for pete's sake] and his act of
disdain upon lifting football's biggest prize with Porto, barely
raising a smile for the fans or players that had served him so well. I
hate his 'fake' adverts (does he really need the cash?), and his
vulgar, pulsating vanity.
I hate the way they play, considering the vast amount of money spent,
I hate their 1-0 score lines and 'safe' long ball style, their focus
on deliverance and their 'homage' to the corporate dollar rather than
the display on the pitch, despite fans paying £50 for the honour of
seeing them play, including the abhorrent charging of f. They will
surely be taught a severe lesson in February by Messi, Ronnie and co
in February.
I hate Kenyon, the hairless goblin, I hate his lack of morals and his
ruthless, 'I'd sell my own mother' approach to football.
I hate and fear the fact that Chelsea are the future of the 'beautiful' game.
I hate Chelsea football club.
Phew, that feels better.
Paul Newman, A Southend United fan
