which footballer are you? (1 Viewer)

[the pope]

i just found this. its an interesting diversion...

http://www.o2-online.co.uk/world_cup/

You are
Freddie Ljungberg

Although you need a new hairdresser, you're a class player. You're not a saint but you're not a hatchet man either. However, unlike a solid Swedish table, you're a bit unstable. Your temper needs to be controlled.

 

[snap-apple]

You are
Gabriel Batistuta

An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.



back of the net...

 

[madouva]

classic

Batistuta too.

 

[Knacker]

I don't even have to do this.

Marco Van Basten. That's me.

Or Tony Grealish.

 

[#10-7]

You are
David Seaman

You've saved England more times than anyone but unless you're joining Status Quo, you need to lose the ponytail. You're a decent bloke who always does the right thing. But the error-count is slowly on the up.


fuckin hell.

i wanted to be tony yeboah.

 

[Hector Grey]

You are:
Mark Dennis.

What a cunt. and that mullet? gerrouvit.

billy, you're marc falco and you know it.


i said nullet.

 

[Knacker]

Originally posted by Hector Grey


billy, you're marc falco and you know it.

Aye.... an Amadeus among two-chord pretenders.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Oliver Kahn

Your massive presence fills the goal. Or is it your ego. You frighten your own defenders more than you intimidate the other side's forwards. You're not a vicious man but you are the bully boy at the back.

....which is nice

 

[Knacker]

You are
Rivaldo

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.

 

[Ed]

ah shit i'm Freddie Ljungberg, i fucking hate arsenal

 

[molateen]

Im David Seaman . I cant believe it . Mr fuckin Pringle himself .

 

[old]

Me was Batistuta too.

 

[IFF]

You are
Freddie Ljungberg

Although you need a new hairdresser, you're a class player. You're not a saint but you're not a hatchet man either. However, unlike a solid Swedish table, you're a bit unstable. Your temper needs to be controlled.

 

[kmastering]

I'm rivaldo. Hmm yes, very refined is me!

 

[the pope]

hmmmnn...
there's an online TopTrumps game of german footballers somewhere... i can't find it anywhere though...

 

[Wilbert]

Also Batistuta!

 

[stunning]

I thought I could just pick to be Victoria Beckham, but I had to answer a bunch of questions that I had no clue about. I mean, I didn't even know Madonna played Mexico in 1986. Anyway, it says:

You are
Oliver Kahn

Your massive presence fills the goal. Or is it your ego. You frighten your own defenders more than you intimidate the other side's forwards. You're not a vicious man but you are the bully boy at the back.

Who's he? Is he cute?

Thomas

 

[Winty]

I'm Rivaldo. Refined and skillful. Um.... yes.

 

[the snitch]

me too, though for a while i thought it might tell me i was Michael Owen

pish

 

[Wedge]

i got rivaldo too, hate that cunt, great footballer though



Although im a straight guy, i think i speak for most women by saying Oliver Kahn is not cute