When I was a kid.. (1 Viewer)

[Unicron]

Did you grow up in a Hovis commercial?

Aye.

 

[Unicron]

I couldnt understand why all the english telly had christmas/easter stuff, as I had picked up along the way somehow that prods werent christian. I figured it was a special broadcast for the benifit of the paddies. This impression wasnt helped by someone(I vaugely suspect a certain insane primary school teacher) telling me
that protestants drank tea in mass.

We don't even go to mass. We go to Church. And it takes at least an hour. Then we have tea.

And buns.

Unless you're in the North when you have something called a traybake.

 

[Bold Lump]

I thought pants wetting was a common problem for women in England.

Also thought that I'd be able to use Irish when on holidays in Portugal

 

[Jill Hives]

I would pull chicken breasts apart and dip pieces in melted butter like it was lobster. I also would butter bread and pour sugar on it as a treat to eat. Now butter (unless used while cooking) is vile to me.

 

[cpr]

We don't even go to mass. We go to Church. And it takes at least an hour. Then we have tea.

And buns.

Unless you're in the North when you have something called a traybake.

OH GOD!

 

[Unicron]

OH GOD!

Don't take the Lord's name in vain taig.

 

[cpr]

Don't take the Lord's name in vain taig.

sorry filthy prod

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Those 'great great' Northside SC jingles on the radio were where I learned that the world was full of lies.

Aye.

Can't have been too bad, getting to meet Ridley Scott and all.

 

[jane]

I thought I had baby ducks and baby chickens living in my ears.

 

[Unicron]

Can't have been too bad, getting to meet Ridley Scott and all.

Was to busy down t'mines.

 

[Diddles]

When I was a lad I served a term
As office boy to an attorney's firm
I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor
And I polished up the handle of the big front door
I polished up that handle so carefully
That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navy

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Left footers out of this thread.

 

[jillface]

i ate worms.

 

[Diumraid]

I was afraid of the Seven bites or pull down your pants brothers...

Them and also of being buried alive under a mountain of sand at the brickworks at Mount Carmel.

 

[wageslave]

I thought my ma really did go away on the back of a Honda 50 a couple of times.

Up to a certain age working on the bog actually meant having a laugh with your cousins on the bog while everyone else worked.

Then after a couple of years it meant working on the bog.

Then it turned into 'why does that scabby fucker wait till we visit to do the turf every fucking year?'.

 

[Corey]

Dogs= Boys

Cats= Girls

Girls= Dogs

Growing up is never easy.

 

[GO]

Even Tommy's Wonderland Of Value!

I used to go shoplifting in there as a lad.The underpass was always full of glue heads.It was like something out of Indiana Jones going under there.

 

[rettucs]

I was mad afrared of getting a chase off the Coolockers.

or the bollards in donnycarney

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

or the bollards in donnycarney

Talk about a name that stilled your childish play.

There were so many of them too.

 

[GO]

Talk about a name that stilled your childish play.

There were so many of them too.

Fuck I forgot about them lads.
Theres still a coulple of them always drinking on the kids football pitch in Maypark.Total fucking wino's!YESSSSSS!!!Cunts.