Whats the funniest quote you've ever heard ever? (1 Viewer)

[ICUH8N]

continuing in the arnie vein "It's not a tumah!"

 

[classic seanc]

Remember when I said I'd kill you last?

I lied.




I know it's been done to death, but dammit, getting to say that to someone before I despatch them is high on my wishlist.

"I lied" haahahahahahaa!!!

 

[Pat Pockets]

Get yur ass, get ur ass to MARS.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

" i eat green berets for breakfast, and right now im VERY hungry"

 

[Corey]

I'm not one to laugh a the misfortune of others, but i just got this on my phone and it actually cracks me up.


"Weep, sob, etc."


Had to be there i guess.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

on hells kitchen last week, the american one, one of the girls was really pissed off and said "i may be an idiot in real life, but i'm a damn good chef"

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

yesterday, on some daytime chat show - i cant think of her name - all the guests were lined up looking miserable, it was a DNA results show and lives had been turned upside down.

The host is Beaming - " what a great show! i love dna shows i wish we coud do them all the time" . deadly buzz

 

[ICUH8N]

*looks around

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

*limps wrist

 

[TenRabbits]

One of the lads in my class who was particularly bad at Latin, to our ancient Latin teacher:

John "I'm just not good at latin like you are sir"

Teacher "Do you know why I'm good at Latin Ramsay?" (Obviously expecting to be able to reply 'because I worked hard at it')

John "Cos you were around when they were still speaking it sir?"

 

[Osama Van Halen]

MORNING TIME, AFTER A BIG 21st SESSION:

MR. MADDEN "Hello Robert! Have you recovered?"

ROB POWER "COVERED IN SHITE MAN!!"


SHCUMMBERLALAAQUAAANNDO!!!

 

[classic seanc]

The Enforcer was on last night.
Too many quotes to mention.