Victory Strikes Again (1 Viewer)

[Rachel666]

uh well i burnt out like 5 cars, stole a kinder suprise and i have a huge penis

 

[Space]

uh well i burnt out like 5 cars, stole a kinder suprise and i have a huge penis

Yeah right.

 

[Anarcho Munk]

i have a huge penis

ASL???

!cheezy

 

[Corm]

I like the simple things too. Like just getting a tennis ball and soak it in petrol and start kickin it around the place and have a game of footy. It's fun until you kick it under the oil tank.
And fuck this new Diet Coke and Mentos buzz, petrol bombs are much easier and way more satisfying.

On a side note, I pretty much started a forest fire today. Fire brigade nearly had to be called. It was fuckin massive at one point, easily 20 feet high. Stupid stupid stupid stupid. I knew after about 20 seconds of it being lit that everything was gonna go up in flames.
Been a fuckin troublesome bank holiday weekend for me.

Jesus, this is a young fella after me own heart!! Do you play in a band? Do you want to?

 

[Corm]

uh well i burnt out like 5 cars, stole a kinder suprise and i have a huge penis

Pssshh, you're just annoyed cos you don't get the buzz cos lads invented fire and burnin stuff, you'd rather play with dollys or something.

 

[nooleen]

men invented hitting things with rocks, women probably invented fire because they needed to get the dinner on.

 

[D0njo]

Nobody invented fire, i'm sorry, but we're just not that smart

 

[nooleen]

well, noticed it and realised it would be useful then

 

[D0njo]

Thats very different, anyway, men hitting things with rocks probably invented fire, flint and all, you scuppered yourself with that one

 

[Anarcho Munk]

Jesus, this is a young fella after me own heart!! Do you play in a band? Do you want to?

Yeah i'd be well up for anything, what you play?


Was supposed to be starting a band last week but broke my wrist out rockclimbing and got a right bollocking. Our singer managed to break his leg when rockclimbing the same week too.

!bog

 

[nooleen]

Thats very different, anyway, men hitting things with rocks probably invented fire, flint and all, you scuppered yourself with that one

shut up, i'll hit you with a rock

 

[Corm]

Ah they're lovely dogs...

 

[Rachel666]

Pssshh, you're just annoyed cos you don't get the buzz cos lads invented fire and burnin stuff, you'd rather play with dollys or something.

if by play you mean pump and dollys you mean my premium crotch beef, shyeh.

none of yee got shit on my da. :heart:

:heart::heart::heart::heart:

 

[Corm]

That's a lie and you know, this man paid me 7 euros and a bag of chips to take a shit on him back in "the bad old days".

 

[Willie Willions]

He wouldn't survive long in the Chateaux de Cruste back yard.
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[nooleen]

nothing to eat but foreign crusties and homemade sanitary towels.

 

[D0njo]

A guy Peter used to live with asked me to take a shit on him once.. I pretended he didn't say anything.... I may never get that chance again.

 

[nooleen]

er..........

 

[Anarcho Munk]

if by play you mean pump and dollys you mean my premium crotch beef, shyeh.

none of yee got shit on my da. :heart:

:heart::heart::heart::heart:

I got one of his books before which had these mad water-proof pages. I flung it into a lake one day and left it there for ages to get nicely soaked. Then I swam out and read it under water. Give it a rub with a towel and then it's all dry. Water-proof books are the way of the future I tell you.


!bing

 

[Corm]

A guy Peter used to live with asked me to take a shit on him once.. I pretended he didn't say anything.... I may never get that chance again.

Was it Eoin, or your Dad?