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uh well i burnt out like 5 cars, stole a kinder suprise and i have a huge penis
I like the simple things too. Like just getting a tennis ball and soak it in petrol and start kickin it around the place and have a game of footy. It's fun until you kick it under the oil tank.
And fuck this new Diet Coke and Mentos buzz, petrol bombs are much easier and way more satisfying.
On a side note, I pretty much started a forest fire today. Fire brigade nearly had to be called. It was fuckin massive at one point, easily 20 feet high. Stupid stupid stupid stupid. I knew after about 20 seconds of it being lit that everything was gonna go up in flames.
Been a fuckin troublesome bank holiday weekend for me.
uh well i burnt out like 5 cars, stole a kinder suprise and i have a huge penis
Jesus, this is a young fella after me own heart!! Do you play in a band? Do you want to?
shut up, i'll hit you with a rockThats very different, anyway, men hitting things with rocks probably invented fire, flint and all, you scuppered yourself with that one
if by play you mean pump and dollys you mean my premium crotch beef, shyeh.Pssshh, you're just annoyed cos you don't get the buzz cos lads invented fire and burnin stuff, you'd rather play with dollys or something.
if by play you mean pump and dollys you mean my premium crotch beef, shyeh.
none of yee got shit on my da. :heart:
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A guy Peter used to live with asked me to take a shit on him once.. I pretended he didn't say anything.... I may never get that chance again.
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