Victory Strikes Again (1 Viewer)

[Lordjaysus]

A guy Peter used to live with asked me to take a shit on him once.. I pretended he didn't say anything.... I may never get that chance again.

I would like to take this opportunity to request the full story.

 

[D0njo]

Was it Eoin, or your Dad?

Nah, it was this lad from japan, Charlie. I was staying in Peters house for a night and Charlie was fairly drunk. We were talking about something inconsequential, computer games or something, when he blurted out "shit on my face"... akward silence... I looked around the room uncomfortably.. he left, highly embarrassed that he had let slip his secret fetish-desire and i had not reciprocated. I don't think i saw him after that... I dont think anyones ever going to ask me to do that again, any takers?

 

[Corm]

Fucking hell, that's amazing! Can I interview you about it for my zine? And go into further lurid details, get up a bit of story behind it, your previous relationship with "Charlie", the general atmosphere on the night in question, etc. Go for a bit of an Answer Me buzz with it, yeah?

 

[D0njo]

sure

 

[Willie Willions]

Donal in Eirecore Shit-Faced Expose Shocker! I don't think he's ever told anyone about this little indiscretion!
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[D0njo]

heh "Charlie" indeed. I'll never find him now, seein as thats not his real name, just his made-up "engrish" name.

 

[Corm]

A "Japanese" lad called "Charlie"? Are you sure you weren't too embarassed to just say he's actually Chinese and you couldn't remember his name? That's shockin' Donal. And I can't believe you never told us this before!!

 

[D0njo]

No, name: "Charlie", place of birth: "Japan", sexual orientation: "Fucked Up"

I suppose i just forgot about it, this shit happens to me all the time.

 

[Con]

Ah poor lad Charlie, a lonely immigrant to this country, and you wont even do him the courtesy of shitting in his face. Land of a thousand welcomes me arse.