Two thirties please. (1 Viewer)

Lefty Frizzell

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A Cream Lolly said:
God we really are a bunch of tasteless fuckers!! has anyone ever seen a more horrible shade of green?
it beats the orange before that. looked like fag stained bedsit walls.
 
Lefty Frizzell said:
driver would have been happy to give you a light back then.

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"Do ye go near superquinn?"


ha, youre right. when i was a kid, there was a conductor on the 38c who fancied my mum. he used to make no bones of chatting her up in front of me, my brother and sister.
 
These babies from the 70s are still in service in Donegal- holes in the floor, smoking engines, odd smelling, bone jarring teeth chipping trip down memory lane
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Mumblin Deaf Ro said:
What time does a chinaman go to the dentist?

Two thirty*


* = tooth hurty

Binman knocks on a chinamans door.

"Wheres your bin?"

"I been in Bejing"

"Nah, wheres your wheely bin?"

"I wheely wheely been in bejing"

 
I was going to ask about the imps too. I think they realised that when you pack that many old people into a bus the smell eventually becomes unbearable.
My Imp was an absolute nightmare anyhow, bearded ladies, piss panted men, and the worst of all, squeeky knackers preying on bearded ladies and piss panted men.
 
there's still one goin from nutgrove to rockbrook once every 1000 years
dunno if it's called an imp though

why do those 'xpress' busses say "EURO" on the front?
first time i got on one i said "Euro please"
and he looked at me like i was crazy stupid
busses are cool though and i'm down with anyone that smokes on them.

don't do it myself, but fuck all haters.
 

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