Turning into a caricature of stage Irishness the moment you leave the country (1 Viewer)

[Mormon Nailer]

stop the lights!

 

[Rogue]

Sorry, 'roll it there Roisín'.

 

[Bellatrix]

Gorillas mot as scare now.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Back of the net.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

i get hassle abroad cause i dont drink
"you mean yr irish and you dont get drunk?"

"im not a stereotype,now fuck off or ill batter ya"

 

[Bellatrix]

They're always after me lucky charms.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I get very selfconcsious about how much I say fuck when I'm abroad.

Also yanks dont care much for the kind of casual blasphemy the irish are so good at. I said "for fucking jesus christ bastard sake" or something similar in company yesterday and was nearly stoned.

Anyway,
I knew a guy from west clare who used to always say "clitorised" to mean broken. "my car is fucking clitorised"

 

[ponderosa]

They're always after me lucky charms.

Quite making a show of me in front of my new pals, for Chrissakes.


Seriously.


You're lucky you give good table quiz.


Otherwise.....






I'm drunk

 

[Bellatrix]

Quite making a show of me in front of my new pals, for Chrissakes.


Seriously.


You're lucky you give good table quiz.


Otherwise.....






I'm drunk

You, my friend, are nothing more than a cookie-withholding bint.

Yeah. Me too.

 

[Corey]

"Those payments were all gifts from friends"

 

[flashback]

I get very selfconcsious about how much I say fuck when I'm abroad.

Also yanks dont care much for the kind of casual blasphemy the irish are so good at. I said "for fucking jesus christ bastard sake" or something similar in company yesterday and was nearly stoned.

Anyway,
I knew a guy from west clare who used to always say "clitorised" to mean broken. "my car is fucking clitorised"

Fucking right. I am quite self concious about my filthy mouth when in work.
Although, I say BOLLIX a fair bit, and that seems to be completely unoffensive here. Quaint even. I get faint smiles in return for the outburst.

"Aww, he is so sweet that Irish guy, with his funny words".

Sound.
Back of the net.

 

[avernus]

Most loathed word of all time, ever.

it reminds me of the shitheads you meet on a J1 - fuck off asshole, I didnt come here to hear your 'coolaboola' crap! *smashes a glass in their face*


the titta-teee-titta-toh-ing has earned us many free drinks in the past. it most definitely has its place. mmmm free drinks.

 

[Unicron]

You'd be surprised. They can be dashed good at recognising a brogue when they hear one.

I don't know if the folks I was with last night could recognise it but they did like it. You know how we find French people talking pigeon English in a French accent charming, works both ways.

 

[dudley]

the only word i'm ever aware i say that meets confused glances is 'deadly', and i realise i say it a lot.

also, it also dawns on me how much i swear. swearing is cool though

 

[Bellatrix]

also, it also dawns on me how much i swear. swearing is cool though

Totally. Now that I find myself in the company of people who never swear, I use some variant of the word 'fuck' in literally every sentence.

 

[ernesto]

the only word i'm ever aware i say that meets confused glances is 'deadly', and i realise i say it a lot.

also, it also dawns on me how much i swear. swearing is cool though

deadly. i say 'savage' too much too.

 

[jillface]

deadly. rapih. savage. good buzz.
-v-
scaldy. manky. stinger. shit one.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Had two of the nicest glasses of whiskey ever and then the guy buggered off upstairs to play table tennis. 2 rounds of 3 glasses came to €45, asshole.

jaysus, you were rode in any language

 

[roxy]

amn't

 

[jillface]

my mam:

i don't like them modren pattrens they do be wearing these days.