Trying to decide which direction to take when people are walking towards you (1 Viewer)

[george mcfly]

i can never decide til it's too late. oh hi oh no!

awkward times.. :-(

 

[David Kronenbourg]

i'm terrible at this. i always fumble at the last minute and end up lunging towards them so it looks like i'm going in for a snog.

 

[george mcfly]

i'm terrible at this. i always fumble at the last minute and end up lunging towards them so it looks like i'm going in for a snog.

i figure it couldn't really get much more awkward at that stage. better off just chancing it and throwing the head in.

 

[Lili Marlene]

the best bit is when one of you gets really angry at the other person

 

[george mcfly]

the best bit is when one of you gets really angry at the other person

when you're kissing them?

 

[egg_]

If their left ear is closer to their left eye than their right ear is to their right eye, they're more likely to go to (their) right, and vice versa.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

It's really awkward when, after you've thrown the head in for a snog in this situation, you realise that the other person is actually talking to someone on a hands-free set and it's just totally the wrong time. Morto.

 

[Lili Marlene]

when you're kissing them?

yeah of course, that's what this thread is about right?

If their left ear is closer to their left eye than their right ear is to their right eye, they're more likely to go to (their) right, and vice versa.

red skittles give you cancer

 

[flashback]

It's really awkward when, after you've thrown the head in for a snog in this situation, you realise that the other person is actually talking to someone on a hands-free set and it's just totally the wrong time. Morto.

Its very difficult nowadays to differentiate mentallers from people on head sets.

Chinese people seem to always be having vicious rows on theirs.

 

[worthit]

My mam reckons this is something to do with your energies crossing paths but she's a bit nuts.

 

[flashback]

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

whe i was at the bar last night there was a big vase on the counter and when i was getting my change the bar tender handed it to me one side of the vase but i had alread held my hand out the other side. then she switched but i switched too then and then she switched back but so did i etc. neither of us got thick though. i thought this was an interesting variation on the topic under discussion

i'm terrible at this. i always fumble at the last minute and end up lunging towards them so it looks like i'm going in for a snog.

i started a new job there last week and when i was being introduced to my new colleagues it was all i could do to restrain myself from leaning over to give them a peck on the cheek, it happened with all of them and happens quite regularly in general

 

[Corey]

Pick a 60 yard line and stick to it.

Look at the line. Ignore the people. Remember to smile though, or else people with think you're homicidal.

It works.

 

[therealjohnny]

Make eye contact- guaranteed to make them back off

make a kissy face- even better

 

[Wilbert]

i can never decide til it's too late. oh hi oh no!

awkward times.. :-(

Stick to your path but when they get close enough put your arms out as if you're going to hug them.

They'll move.

 

[plug]

always go right.

 

[CitySickness]

Leapfrog over them. But this introduces the new problem of who's the leapfrogger and who is the leapfrogged in any given situation. Some people are just natural leapfrogs - watch their tongue.

 

[Jill Hives]

Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

 

[classic seanc]

Pick a 60 yard line and stick to it.

Look at the line. Ignore the people. Remember to smile though, or else people with think you're homicidal.

It works.

Thats the one. You should commit to your maneuvres. If you change your mind you're just going to confuse the other person. Stop being over-polite and make a freakin decision!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[oranganut]

You shouldn't have problems with that Seanc,just put the AIDS sticker on your forehead.