tricks of the trade (1 Viewer)

[Yurn!]

when the money basket goes around in church dip in and help yerself

That's terrible advice for a child.

 

[ICUH8N]

in my youth i occasionly hung around garage forecourts for a punter to pull up for petrol (remember the days before self service?), i would give 'em a tenners worth of score or, with luck, a decent fill 'er up. Then when i finished and they gave me the cash and drove off i casually strolled off. never got nabbed for it.

Rotten to the core. I fear for your nipper.

 

[ICUH8N]

also, thumped really does seem to be a hotbed of raging wide-ons today. It can't be the weather, surely.

 

[Bellatrix]

also, thumped really does seem to be a hotbed of raging wide-ons today. It can't be the weather, surely.

What's a wide-on?

Am I about to be horrified???

 

[ICUH8N]

What's a wide-on?

Am I about to be horrified???

The distaff term for the male "hard-on"
Corey's bird first clued me in, complete with interpretative dance to illustrate. I was horrified.

 

[sugar_referee]

when you've no food head down to dun laoighre and skulk. when you see an old biddy with her shopping, grab it and run.


*actually don't, it might be my nanny you steal from.

When my granny was 73 or 74 she was on o Connell St. Some young scumbag tried to steal her bag, but Granny hit him upside the head , kept hold of her bag and chased her for about twenty yards down the road, whapping him with the bag he coveted.
What a lady.

 

[Bellatrix]

The distaff term for the male "hard-on"
Corey's bird first clued me in, complete with interpretative dance to illustrate. I was horrified.

I need to see that dance.

 

[Super Dexta]

also, thumped really does seem to be a hotbed of raging wide-ons today. It can't be the weather, surely.

the weather is certainly moist

 

[ICUH8N]

the weather is certainly moist

Macramé owl is outraged.

 

[Bellatrix]

Macramé owl is outraged.

I suspect macramé owl loves it really.

He looks like a dirtbird.

 

[ICUH8N]

I suspect macramé owl loves it really.

He looks like a dirtbird.

Truth.

 

[Bellatrix]

O RLY etc.