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HANSON BROTHERS
(Featuring members of No Means No)
Wednesday October 8
Andrews Lane Theatre
DOORS 7.30pm (early show)
TICKETS €16 from Road Records, City Discs, Spindizzy, Sound Cellar and online at www.tickets.ie/umack
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Canadian Ice Hockey, Beer & Ramones obsessive’s The Hanson Brothers, take some time off their side project No Means No to go on tour! The tour begins in Dublin, which is the only Irish show.
HANSON BROTHERS
JOHNNY HANSON TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE WILL LEAVE HANSON BROTHERS AFTER TOUR!....by W. Buzz Ryan
Johnny Hanson, singer of the popular musical group The Hanson Brothers, today formally announced his plans to formally announce he will be leaving the Hanson Brothers at the end of their coming tour.
The tour is slated to commence Wed. Oct. 8th in Dublin, Ireland, and will run through December 20. The Hanson Brothers are scheduled to make stops in many European countries and, after a short break, most of The United States although they will concentrate heaviest on the so-called 'Red' states. Johnny Hanson says he will "announce formally" his departure from the band to pursue business interests. "Well, I decided to wait until after the tour before I announced it formally so the other guys won't get pissed off," he said. Johnny added that his rapidly expanding business empire, Johnny Hanson Products, is simply taking up too much of his time.
"Well, we got a lot of stuff on the boil. Johnny Hanson Table Hockey did amazing, far surpassing our expectations in it. The new 'Johnny Hanson Name Changing Tube', that's where you hold the 'Johnny Hanson Conical Cylinder' in your hand and think up a new name. But it has to be only your new name. Yeah that'll be hot."
Johnny Hanson's brothers Robbie and Tommy are expected to comment about the formal announcement once it has been formally announced.
The Hanson Brothers will be joined on all dates by their new cousin, drummer Mikey Hanson, a professor of linguistic studies at the university of Rice Wine, in Leiden. Mikey Hanson is compiling a dictionary of words beginning with the letter 'R' and followed by the letter 'H'; he is currently working hard on a third word beginning with the letter 'R', and followed by the letter 'H'. He expects to reach the end of this word sometime during the tour.
