TOAST RULES (1 Viewer)

[Pat Pockets]

I envy that slice of toasts sideburns.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

i hate rare toast.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Toasted veda bread is one of the greatest food experiences ever.

 

[whathappen?]

that brennans rye and sunflower seed bread is YUUUUUUMMMMM toasted

 

[Lord Damian]

buttery toast for dipping in chili.

i'm honest-to-god drooling.

toastest is the mostest! it's the living end! huzzah!

 

[ernesto]

stupid yeast. toast used to be great

 

[It Will Never Last]

I made toast during the week, imagine my disgust when I realised the jam I had hoped to spread over it was furry in the jar.

I managed to scrape the fur off and lash it on the toast in anyways, I was only shitting myself for the two days.

 

[Squiggle]

This thread is making me sad.

I love toast, especially really nice granary or mixed grain/seed bread toasted with a bit of redcurrant jelly, nice ripe brie, lightly grill and add some basil vinagrette on top. Mmmmmm!

Can't eat bread anymore though... makes me unwell.

 

[snakybus]

Des'ree prefers eating toast to seeing a ghost.

But then who doesn't?

 

[dowel]

Bad Toast Etiquette:

1. Leaving hot toast on the counter, leaving a squarish patch of condensation and crumbs that turn to concrete.

2. Placing toast in a wet patch on the bread-board, maybe tomato juice... resulting in soggy toast

3. Not eating your crusts...no kurls.

Bad Toaster Etiquette:

Catapluting your toast out and down the side of the cooker. gone

Tiny toasters that only toast half the slice

When your soda bread gets stuck and crumbles when you try to dislodge it.

Having said that ~ I :heart: Toast

 

[theoootini]

"Powdered Toast MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"

 

[Corey]

Toste. Anything's delicious toasted. Or Battered. Or toasted, then battered. Mmmmnmnnnmnnn.

 

[Lord Damian]

Toast Rules

1) there will be no talk of toast
2) toast bread
3) apply condiment of choice

Penalties will be given for untoasted bread infraction.

referee's decision is final.

 

[classic seanc]

I'm not reading four pages of stuff about toast.

But I will throw my weighty support behind the idea. TOAST!


Y'know that pub Toast in Rathmines? That's shit. Otherwise, toast is great.

 

[Rachel666]

another bad toast etiquette is putting the slimy crumby excess butter back in the tub. now really... after months of denying it i caught the now-ex spreading a huge 50g dollop of butter onto a slice of toast, buttering every corner, right down into it and then scraped a load off. sliding it back into the tub. I wanted to slap him. I never did.

 

[Ciansy]

I wanted to slap him. I never did.

It's not too late. Unless he's dead, which would make me feel awful silly.


I ate almost nothing but toast for three weeks of French College, and lost a stone that I really didn't need to lose at the time.

 

[Lord Damian]

another bad toast etiquette is putting the slimy crumby excess butter back in the tub. now really... after months of denying it i caught the now-ex spreading a huge 50g dollop of butter onto a slice of toast, buttering every corner, right down into it and then scraped a load off. sliding it back into the tub. I wanted to slap him. I never did.

i think we all learned something here.

 

[Ciansy]

I know I did. In-your-endo.

 

[Dktr. Faustus]

another bad toast etiquette is putting the slimy crumby excess butter back in the tub. now really... after months of denying it i caught the now-ex spreading a huge 50g dollop of butter onto a slice of toast, buttering every corner, right down into it and then scraped a load off. sliding it back into the tub. I wanted to slap him. I never did.

so the butter becomes part of the society and feels really shit to depart from our perfect world having to back to the fridge

put it into the bin? eat it all? put it into an envelope and send it to africa?

its our heart disease, don't send it to them plz

 

[Buzzo]

Saturday morning, politely hung over, listening to creedence, eating toast.
Good times guys. Good times.

::clef::duuude duude duude (chomp)ing out my (chomp)door::clef::