To the pricks who threw eggs at me last night: (2 Viewers)

[Lord Damian]

Eggs.

such an odd word.

just look at it. a vowel and three consonants that have no business consorting.

 

[flashback]

Eggshells cut with precision laser beam...
http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2007/09/exquisite-eggshell-carving.html

 

[La La]

See what you came back to La La.
Fucking savages.

true....though..........

before my leaving cert my friend's dad left her mum and moved in with some younger bird he knocked up.
she rounded a few of us up, we piled into a car with about 20 eggs each and went over there one night and egged the front of the house. we didnt intend to egg HIM - but when he opened the front door mid-flight-of-one-of-the-eggs....that's what happened.


i havent been egged that i can think of, but i did have a huge wad of wet tissue thrown at me from a height in HK - i really hope the wetness was from a tap and not something else.....ugh

 

[Jill Hives]

How have I been this lucky? Law of averages and all...I should be egged by the end of the week.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

How have I been this lucky? Law of averages and all...I should be egged by the end of the week.

if yr feeling left out ill happily come round yr way

 

[Con]

I was in copenhagen a few years ago. Was walking down the street with a couple other paddys when a white limo can driving past us, slowed down, and someone in the back of it threw a potato at us. I took it a racial slur.