Thumped Xmas Do - Oak : Decal & Dave Lacey : Redneck Manifesto - Crawdaddy, 18th Dec (2 Viewers)

[old]

Re: Thumped Christmas party

Here Pete. Can the other bands I play in play too this year?
A World Festival Of Me.

 

[pete]

Re: Thumped Christmas party

problem is the gig has to be over by cristmas.



anyway you're not actually playing at all.

 

[Anthony]

Re: Thumped Christmas party

Snorezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. large mound, dudley corporation. again.

Well they are cheap and keep their words.

 

[pete]

Re: Thumped Christmas party

and the kids love 'em

still not playing though

 

[Hector Grey]

Re: Thumped Christmas party - Sunday 18th December, Crawdaddy

ah lads, i can't make this...
when's the Ramadan party?

 

[pete]

Re: Thumped Christmas party - Sunday 18th December, Crawdaddy

ah lads, i can't make this...
when's the Ramadan party?

why the fuck not? who's going to dress up as santa claus now?

 

[It Will Never Last]

Re: Thumped Christmas party - Sunday 18th December, Crawdaddy

ah lads, i can't make this...
when's the Ramadan party?

Jew not get an invite?

Here's last year's part-ay!

Here's the entertainment.

He was a blast.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Re: Thumped Christmas party - Sunday 18th December, Crawdaddy

why the fuck not? who's going to dress up as santa claus now?

Santa Claus surely...

You mean someone else does Santa Claus...

You mean Santa Claus ain't real?

 

[roxy]

Re: Thumped Christmas party - Sunday 18th December, Crawdaddy

Santa Claus surely...

You mean someone else does Santa Claus...

You mean Santa Claus ain't real?

Hah I used work as an elf in a Santa's grotto. Santa was an awful racist so he was. He also had a drinking problem to the extent that kiddies would stumble out the far side of the house and turn to mammy and say "mammy? santy smells like the pub". Genuinely heard with my own elfy ers.

Whenever Santa needed a fag break or to go for a slash, the kids were told he was feeding the reindeer. The above personality flaws were spread across three santas, you must understand, i.e., the boozy one wasn't racist and only smoked a bit. The racist one was sober and didn't smoke at all but was an awful cunt. The third one took a fag break every 4 minutes, wasn't a boozehound but was a wee bit racist and was also far too skinny in the face to make a decent santa.

It was such a bad job - years have passed and yet I could still weep at any moment.

 

[old]

Re: Thumped Christmas party

anyway you're not actually playing at all.

Hey, stop with the revealing details.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Re: Thumped Christmas party - Sunday 18th December, Crawdaddy

Whenever Santa needed a fag break or to go for a slash, the kids were told he was feeding the reindeer. The above personality flaws were spread across three santas, you must understand, i.e., the boozy one wasn't racist and only smoked a bit. The racist one was sober and didn't smoke at all but was an awful cunt. The third one took a fag break every 4 minutes, wasn't a boozehound but was a wee bit racist and was also far too skinny in the face to make a decent santa.

I call that living the dream.

I think I'll watch The Bad Santa now.

 

[roxy]

Re: Thumped Christmas party - Sunday 18th December, Crawdaddy

I call that living the dream.

I think I'll watch The Bad Santa now.

Anyway, yeah, party'll be good.

God I need to get some mince pies into me soon. My ma makes the best mince pies in the history of anyone making anything.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Re: Thumped Christmas party - Sunday 18th December, Crawdaddy

Fuckin christmas at the end of October. Please no.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Re: Thumped Christmas party - Sunday 18th December, Crawdaddy

Fuckin christmas at the end of October. Please no.

Yep, and the Easter eggs will be out next week.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Re: Thumped Christmas party - Sunday 18th December, Crawdaddy

Anyway, yeah, party'll be good.

God I need to get some mince pies into me soon. My ma makes the best mince pies in the history of anyone making anything.

ever have them with mince?

nasty surprise.

 

[Janer]

Re: Thumped Christmas party

Do it in galway. I'm tellin yis. That ways yer can do whatever yis want and walk away and never have to be faced with it again.

lol

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Re: Thumped Christmas party - Sunday 18th December, Crawdaddy

I'm looking forward to all this - especially the barbershop medley

Pete pulls the entirety of what's left of his hair out live on stage for charity.
Meself and Thomas are gonna converse live.
Latex Lizzie, Broken Arm and Spiritual Tramp are going to do a barbershop trio medley on what's wrong with the world today
Hector Grey is goig to to a John Cage- esque number where he stands on the stage for 5 minutes in silence and finishes with a poignant





pricks


followed by a powerpoint presentation by Billy explaining how we can improve Thumped in 2006.

kay?

 

[Margo]

Re: Thumped Christmas party - Sunday 18th December, Crawdaddy

My uncle Ned is free to do this. He can play his bollix with a sherbert dip for 20 Woodbine and a small Jemmy.

Call me.

 

[Burma Lu]

Re: Thumped Christmas party - Sunday 18th December, Crawdaddy

Are yous looking for bands?

 

[Ex-User (4368)]

Re: Thumped Christmas party - Sunday 18th December, Crawdaddy

here pete, get oak and 7:10 to play. that would be cool. good to see none of your bumchums are playing. was that a hard call to make?