thumped self portrait festival of strangeness - aka The Selfies Thread (4 Viewers)

[killy kill]

 

[killy kill]

The gold was magicbastarder

 

[Mormon Nailer]

eh..are you the gay one from Westlife

Unless he's recently swallowed about 4 stone of semen - no

 

[RSJ]

You swallowed about 4 stone of semen?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

 

[whathappen?]

Unless he's recently swallowed about 4 stone of semen - no

take another look at the splatters on that mirror......swallowing....?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

You swallowed about 4 stone of semen?

he's a tiny fellow that westlife guy isn't he - that's all

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Oh shit westlife. I was thinking of Boyzone. No wonder I was perplexed.
I'm off to do a bit of googling to see whther I should be offended or not.

 

[Unicron]

take another look at the splatters on that mirror......swallowing....?

If you were swallowing the stuff that you produce yourself would you gain weight. You're putting out the same volume as you take in.

I'm kinda surprised that aside from Ernesto and George McFly I recognise very few people in this thread from being out and about.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

If you were swallowing the stuff that you produce yourself would you gain weight. You're putting out the same volume as you take in.

I'm kinda surprised that aside from Ernesto and George McFly I recognise very few people in this thread from being out and about.

would it be like drinking your own urine where it gets more concentrated.

I think I'm going to patent that as my new infertilily cure. you slallow you owm semen for a few week and than you have super concentrated extra strength semen that will beak the walls of the toughest eggs.

 

[ernesto]

...
I'm kinda surprised that aside from Ernesto and George McFly I recognise very few people in this thread from being out and about.

say hello next time so. i dunno what you look likes. or else i do and i dont realize it.

here's one of me sat night / sun mornin. dont remember it really.
im either sniffing my finger, flipping someone off or sshhhhhhhing someone. or a combination of all three.

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

Barry, you could have at least waited til your hard on went down

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

this is whathappen? sitting on her new marks and spencer bed linen. i was eating a bag of tesco cool ( discontinued by the way) tortilla chips........ check out my 1950s cushion to my right. its my best cushion

Where did you get that jumper boss? You look fuckin deadly

 

[Corey]

Tommy Tiernan still maintains that therapy was the best thing that ever happened to him.






And that Whathappen? EH?

What a looker. I bet she's fucking batshit crazy.

 

[Corey]

Here's me. Drunk. Very very drunk.

And that mirror really could use a shot of windolene

Whoa!


I bet your brains are real pretty though.

 

[billygannon]

Bloody disgrace

 

[billygannon]

Me. Zippy cardigan yoke. Out of focus. But, actual self portrait like.

In focus Phil:

Handsome chap, isn't he?
Here.. I think Marta still has that photo of you, Grier and me in drag?

 

[Unicron]

Handsome chap, isn't he?

Cheekbone having motherfucker.

 

[portrid]

Barry, you could have at least waited til your hard on went down

You can't keep a good man down...

 

[Squiggle]

Whoa!
I bet your brains are real pretty though.

Hey Corey! Is that latest avatar you're rocking a self portrait?

Edit: if it is bring back the mask and feathers