Thumped Confession/Absolution Thread (1 Viewer)

[jane]

Inspired by the '21 Demands' thread that turned into a Books What I Never Brought Back To The Library thread, here's a thread for confessing sins.

Assignation of penance is open to all. If you have received absolution for your sins, you may show the wronged party this thread -- no harm done.

I confess that, today alone, I had no fewer than twenty wishes of ill-will on rude and ignorant fuckers who can't share the footpath with other people.

I also confess that I came home an hour ago to finish writing up a shitload of shit and have written a total of ten words since I sat down.

Cripes.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i shat all over the jacks

 

[Pantone247]

I've had six impure thoughts, and coveted mine neighbours Ox since I got up this morning

 

[jane]

I've had six impure thoughts, and coveted mine neighbours Ox since I got up this morning

I confess that I just made fun of you on another thread, when I should have been pitying you for the woeful neglect of your sprouts by the female population of Dublin.

 

[Pantone247]

I confess that I just made fun of you on another thread, when I should have been pitying you for the woeful neglect of your sprouts by the female population of Dublin.

seven, that's seven impure thoughts

 

[HMD]

i gambled

 

[Corey]

I rid my second cousin. It was great.

 

[Pantone247]

I wasted my seed on the ground

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i once had a pedal at a STEPS video and was looking at H when i crashed the milkfloat.

 

[george mcfly]

i commited the sin of impurity

 

[Pantone247]

i once had a pedal at a STEPS video and was looking at H when i crashed the milkfloat.

I think you'll be okay, that's deffo a Venial Sin, rather then a Mortal one

A venial sin meets at least one of the following criteria:
• it does not concern a "grave matter",
• it is not committed with full knowledge, or
•*it is not committed with both deliberate and complete consent.

 

[Squiggle]

I spent 2 hours this morning (between 3 and 5am) contemplating murdering my neighbour. She is such a noisy cow

 

[Super Dexta]

Inspired by the '21 Demands' thread that turned into a Books What I Never Brought Back To The Library thread, here's a thread for confessing sins.

Assignation of penance is open to all. If you have received absolution for your sins, you may show the wronged party this thread -- no harm done.

I confess that, today alone, I had no fewer than twenty wishes of ill-will on rude and ignorant fuckers who can't share the footpath with other people.

I also confess that I came home an hour ago to finish writing up a shitload of shit and have written a total of ten words since I sat down.

Cripes.

my ma turned you up very loudly this morning while i was trying to sleep and i shouted at her. i have failed to honour my father and my mother.

 

[Pantone247]

I befouled a public drinking fountain

 

[jane]

I befouled a public drinking fountain

I drank from a fountain of befoulment, publicly.

 

[Corey]

I shat in my hands and threw it at my sister when i was four.

Result.

 

[Pantone247]

I drank from a fountain of befoulment, publicly.

that's eight impure thoughts

 

[Squiggle]

Ah Jane, you're even causing me to have impure thoughts

 

[jane]

I saw a dude puking on Nassau street around lunchtime.

Is that nine impure thoughts, Panty?

 

[jane]

I caused others to have impure thoughts.