Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08 @ Cassidey's, Westmoreland St. (2 Viewers)

[Milker]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

I'll have to tread carefully here......fuck off w jizzer-selves y'wankers..but i'm sure someone out there has the stomach for such a gig...they may require a semen authenticator

and for the participants who will be dreaming of a 'white christmas'....

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Vitamins also play a key role in the health and well being of your little guys, but more specifically vitamin C, E, and B12 are essential for their antioxidant properties and for boosting the production of sperm. Vitamin C and E also help to increase your sperms motility (swimming ability) which is huge if you are trying to start a family.
Amino Acids L-arginine, and L-cartinine commonly found in spinach, tuna, seaweed (spirulina), egg whites and turkey are a value added source for increasing semen production.
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(pete can i change me username til this debacle cums to a sticky end?)

 

[HMD]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

Froog, HMD, jillface, Mitchum, rita13, worthit

Come on guys, you can make it!!

that's the worst encouragement i've ever seen. maybe if you'd typed our names and not just copied and pasted i might've believed you wanted us there.

 

[Space]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

that's the worst encouragement i've ever seen. maybe if you'd typed our names and not just copied and pasted i might've believed you wanted us there.

Hey Daire you better come down as soon as you're allowed leave you're work do.

Jill get some one to cover for ya, I promise it'll be worth it.

The rest of yas; just do it alright?

How's that?

 

[the strange guy]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

Jill get some one to cover for ya, I promise it'll be worth it.

That's the kind of sexy forwardness that I hope will be a defining aspect of this party.

 

[HMD]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

Hey Daire you better come down as soon as you're allowed leave you're work do.

Jill get some one to cover for ya, I promise it'll be worth it.

The rest of yas; just do it alright?

How's that?

that's more like it. it's nice to feel wanted

 

[Reets]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

well I dont really know anyone that'll be here so it might be kinda wierd going in, i could be at the boards.ie crimbo party and never know. also, i'm now slightly nervous about getting cum in my eye as it shoots around the room.

 

[Space]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

That's the kind of sexy forwardness that I hope will be a defining aspect of this party.

ah sure you know me.

 

[GO]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

well I dont really know anyone that'll be here so it might be kinda wierd going in, i could be at the boards.ie crimbo party and never know. also, i'm now slightly nervous about getting cum in my eye as it shoots around the room.

Ah FFS R13,I could'nt believe it when I seen you in the depends.
Whaddayamean You won't know anyone?
I know fuck all of these peeps as well.
But I know their avatars.
Nuff said

PARTAY!!!!!1!1!

 

[Space]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

well I dont really know anyone that'll be here so it might be kinda wierd going in, i could be at the boards.ie crimbo party and never know. also, i'm now slightly nervous about getting cum in my eye as it shoots around the room.

There's quite a few there last year who didn't know anyone. Sure myself and gazzer will look after ya, you'll be grand.

 

[GO]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

I think everyone should print out their avatars and use them as nametags.

 

[the strange guy]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

I'll be in the darkest corner of the room, wanking into my Guinness.

 

[Reets]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

I think everyone should print out their avatars and use them as nametags.

crap, i dont fancy being a big fat man all night.
i still want to make decorations, haven't made a banner since my own leaving party (aw, that sounds quite sad).

 

[GO]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

crap, i dont fancy being a big fat man all night.
i still want to make decorations, haven't made a banner since my own leaving party (aw, that sounds quite sad).

You'll come down to my gaf for arts and crafts but you're sketch about the party????
Don't you know I'm MAD!

 

[Reets]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

i see your point, ok i'm in.
still free that day for any running around that me and my ridiculous looking family mobile might be needed.

 

[pete]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

 

[Reets]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

beware the 6 fingered man, Pete!

 

[Lili Marlene]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

I dressed as him for halloween there a few years ago.

took a bit of explaining to the idiots dressed as priests and sexy whatevers



anyway, I didn't know anyone last year and had a whale of a time dragging out of Hermie and Morg and some others

 

[pete]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

beware the 6 fingered man, Pete!

i'd be more worried about her

 

[GO]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

Or this lad .... Some Yahoo lost part of his right hand, including his thumb, when shot at point blank range with a sawn off shotgun as he sat in a friend’s Chinese food delivery van at 10pm on April 18. Surgeons later reconstructed his hand by attaching his severed index finger to replace his missing thumb.

 

[Reets]

Re: Thumped Christmas Party - 19/12/08

how could her hand have been so bad that it'd need photoshopping? did she have wierd bandy fingers, or extra finger nails? i dont honestly expect you to have the answer pete, but i can always hope!
i dont suppose anyone remembers a kids tv series in the late 80s where the boy grew nails all over his hands? he had to wear black gloves to hid them. It gave me nightmares for a few years, freakin finger nails. if people eat nails does that make them cannibals?