this auld wan that's up the duff (3 Viewers)

[RSJ]

Clearly, mazzyianne, we are just hysterical and no one should listen to us.

Dear Jane

When i used the word "hysterical" i wasn't specifically talking about you or attempting to slur on women.

Yours etc
Brian (aka RSJ)

 

[glen]

Ro :heart: Jane.

 

[coraline]

sheesh. talk about letting down the sisterhood.

yeah i know, i'm such a sell out. of course i should have been able to fix it myself with all those car maintenance classes i ( havent ) done.

 

[glen]

Jane :heart: Ro.

 

[snakybus]

so Kirstie, how's your reverse parking?

 

[jane]

Dear Jane

When i used the word "hysterical" i wasn't specifically talking about you or attempting to slur on women.

Yours etc
Brian (aka RSJ)

Ha ha, I didn't even notice if you used it or not. I was being sarcastic for hysterical effectitude.

 

[mazzyianne]

He should be entitled to half of it, surely. I'm surprised no-one's mentioned solomonic solutions yet.

 

[RSJ]

I was being sarcastic for hysterical effectitude.

Now where did a little girl like you learn such awfully big words?

 

[jane]

Now where did a little girl like you learn such awfully big words?

I stole them from some boys on the corner. I'm so wily, stealthy and conniving that they don't even know they're gone yet!

Shhhh!

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

hurraah for the sports bra

 

[dudley]

i asked someone earlier if they'd seen this thread, and they asked whether they could find it in either the 'lifestyle' or '100101001011' forum.

i think that's the bigger, more important question. is abortion an issue for lifestyle or nerdery?

 

[jane]

hurraah for the sports bra

I hope you're not referring to the bastard of a bra that gave me a blister on my armpit yesterday. That bra has been put in the fire with the rest of them.

 

[jane]

i asked someone earlier if they'd seen this thread, and they asked whether they could find it in either the 'lifestyle' or '100101001011' forum.

i think that's the bigger, more important question. is abortion an issue for lifestyle or nerdery?

Hey, that reminds me, anyone try UteroBase 2.0? I've been using WombTweaker 7.0, but it just doesn't have all the functions I want. GeeFlap 3.0 has all its functions in handy pulldown menus, but it's really expensive.

Any advice?

 

[1000smurfs]

He should be entitled to half of it, surely. I'm surprised no-one's mentioned solomonic solutions yet.

all of it , it would be in the pre-nuptials.

 

[ICUH8N]

get out of womb free card

 

[ICUH8N]

*flinches at sound of punfire

 

[Hector Grey]

Hey, that reminds me, anyone try UteroBase 2.0? I've been using WombTweaker 7.0, but it just doesn't have all the functions I want. GeeFlap 3.0 has all its functions in handy pulldown menus, but it's really expensive.

Any advice?

get your fella to help.

 

[jane]

get your fella to help.

He won't sign my permission slip until I learn this stuff for myself.

I was all, "Yeah? Fine. Just remember that it's not gonna suck itself."

And he was all, "That's what you think."

And I was all, "I am so tired of changing a sticky Hoover bag."

And he was all, "What were you doing changing the Hoover bag, you bint? THOSE WERE MY MAN MENTAL SPERMBABBIES IN THERE."

So you can see the bind I'm in.

 

[minka]

If the pregnancy continues against the woman's wishes, it is still true that she had an equal part in bringing it about.

AKA "she's made her bed, now she has to lie in it", "it's her own fault for having sex in the first place", "if she didn't want to be punished, she should have thought of that before having sex, shouldn't she?" etc.

really, are you listening to yourself?

*is appalled*

 

[Rogue]