Things we know in our hearts but won't admit (1 Viewer)

[MDR]

Call we bring down the curtain on mormon nailor's career as spokeperson for a generation?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

you can deliberately be meaningless or surreal as a comment on being too stuck up your own hole, and therefore become meaningful..

dali
dadists
monty python
joyce
pavement....

You can also string random words together because that is far easier than allowing anything of youself to be examined.

It's to be cool when you are being willfully obtuse and cynically keep a distance between yourself and your audience.

 

[MDR]

It's to be cool when you are being willfully obtuse and cynically keep a distance between yourself and your audience.

The best way to keep a distance between you and your audience is by being crap.

 

[shitepipe]

You can also string random words together because that is far easier than allowing anything of youself to be examined.

It's to be cool when you are being willfully obtuse and cynically keep a distance between yourself and your audience.

but if you do it to a good tune then you're aaaalllllrriight

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Call we bring down the curtain on mormon nailor's career as spokeperson for a generation?

Oddly enough I think were probably from different generations.

I'm not a spokesperson I'm just making an observation.

If you want to hang out and swop taunts, thats fine, the board if full of other threads - otherwise make a point.

 

[MDR]

Oddly enough I think were probably from different generations.

I'm not a spokesperson I'm just making an observation.

If you want to hang out and swop taunts, thats fine, the board if full of other threads - otherwise make a point.

Don't tell me what to make you young scallywag. I fought in the early to mid 1990s indie wars for you lot.

 

[Wavioli]

It's easily done.

Pavement are bollocks.
So is Stevie Wonder.
So is Brian Wilson & The Beach Boys.
Hot Press is great.
Most Irish bands are shit except Thin Lizzy and Guns 'n Roses.
I have the runs now.

you forgot:

AC/DC like being rammed up the fudge-tunnel by mounties. Hence the dance.

 

[RSJ]

Hag needs to get laid.

 

[egg_]

wow, one incendery comment follwed by 6 pages of posts.

This could only be the work of one man.

Oh no!
He fooled me again ... ah no it couldn't be hag agin could it?

This Pavement thing is just stupid - what is "meaning" anyway? Were all the novelists who ever existed just "posing" cos they weren't writing about their own lives or expressing their inner anguish? Mormon Nailer - I guess that you're 23-25 years of age and taking yourself too damn seriously

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Don't tell me what to make you young scallywag. I fought in the early to mid 1990s indie wars for you lot.

Thats nothing: I wrote letters to the NME about Riot Girrrl. (the horror, the horror, the undying shame)

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Oh no!
He fooled me again ... ah no it couldn't be hag agin could it?

This Pavement thing is just stupid - what is "meaning" anyway? Were all the novelists who ever existed just "posing" cos they weren't writing about their own lives or expressing their inner anguish? Mormon Nailer - I guess that you're 23-25 years of age and taking yourself too damn seriously

Too seriously?

This has been the best Troll ever

 

[snakybus]

I agree, a lot of Pavement's songs are pointless. But then a lot of them are totally meaningful. On balance, I think it weighs up in their favour. Overall, it's how it makes you feel, yeah? It makes me feel indietastic. If you want to really hear meaningless lyrics, listen to Iron and Wine.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I agree, a lot of Pavement's songs are pointless. But then a lot of them are totally meaningful. On balance, I think it weighs up in their favour. Overall, it's how it makes you feel, yeah? It makes me feel indietastic. If you want to really hear meaningless lyrics, listen to Iron and Wine.

Iron & Wine
"Crack of dawn the rooster moans,
Wake up boy you're far from Home"

Pavement
"Something Somethin Something watery clay"
"Relationships hey hey hey"

I rest my case.

 

[snakybus]

Really? I've never heard a rooster moan. They go cock a doodle doo. And I bet the guy from Iron and Wine never got up at the crack of dawn. And I bet he never heard a rooster. He's a media lecturer from Florida. But hey, you've rested your case.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Really? I've never heard a rooster moan. They go cock a doodle doo. And I bet the guy from Iron and Wine never got up at the crack of dawn. And I bet he never heard a rooster. He's a media lecturer from Florida. But hey, you've rested your case.

Not only rested but rested hey hey hey

 

[nEiLo]

this is why i only listen to instrumental music.

lyrics are shit.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

Hey you, get in to my car
Who me?
Yes you, get in to my car
Woooooooooh. Wah! Hey!

Who's that lady
Coming down the road
Who's that lady
Who's that woman
Walking through my door
What's the score
I'll be the sun
Shining on you
Hey Cinderella
Step in your shoe
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man

Get outta my dreams
Get in to my car
Get outta my dream
Get in to the back seat baby
Get in to my car
Beep Beep, yeah
Get outta my mind
Get in to my life
Ooooooh
Oh I said hey (Hey) you (You)
Get in to my car

Oh baby

Lady driver
Let me take your wheel
Smooth operator
Touch my bumper (Bumper)
Hey, let's make a deal
Make it real
Like a road runner
Coming after you
Just like a hero
Outta the blue
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man

Get outta my dreams
Get in to my car
Get outta my dreams
Get in the back seat baby
Get in to my car
Beep beep, yeah
Get outta my mind
Get in to my life
Ooooh
Oh I said hey (Hey) you (You)
Get in to my car

Oh baby, lets go!

I said open the door
(Get in the back)
Tread on the floor
(Get on the track)

Yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah)
Yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah)

Let's go!!

Oooh, wooow, yeah

I'll be the sun
Shining on you
Hey Cinderella
Step in your shoe
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man

Get outta my... get outta my...
Woooooooooh
Get out my dreams

 

[nEiLo]

Hey you, get in to my car
Who me?
Yes you, get in to my car
Woooooooooh. Wah! Hey!

Who's that lady
Coming down the road
Who's that lady
Who's that woman
Walking through my door
What's the score
I'll be the sun
Shining on you
Hey Cinderella
Step in your shoe
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man

Get outta my dreams
Get in to my car
Get outta my dream
Get in to the back seat baby
Get in to my car
Beep Beep, yeah
Get outta my mind
Get in to my life
Ooooooh
Oh I said hey (Hey) you (You)
Get in to my car

Oh baby

Lady driver
Let me take your wheel
Smooth operator
Touch my bumper (Bumper)
Hey, let's make a deal
Make it real
Like a road runner
Coming after you
Just like a hero
Outta the blue
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man

Get outta my dreams
Get in to my car
Get outta my dreams
Get in the back seat baby
Get in to my car
Beep beep, yeah
Get outta my mind
Get in to my life
Ooooh
Oh I said hey (Hey) you (You)
Get in to my car

Oh baby, lets go!

I said open the door
(Get in the back)
Tread on the floor
(Get on the track)

Yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah)
Yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah)

Let's go!!

Oooh, wooow, yeah

I'll be the sun
Shining on you
Hey Cinderella
Step in your shoe
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man

Get outta my... get outta my...
Woooooooooh
Get out my dreams

well... maybe not all lyrics are shit

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I want a new drug
One that won't make me sick
One that wont make me crash my car
Ormake me feel sick sick sick
One that wont make me helpless
wondering what you do

(to be sung to the tune of Ghostbusters)

Absolute Genius

 

[snakybus]

lyrics are not shit...but great!

check this out, Lambchop lyrics:

the old fat robin
sticks his beak into the ground
with the brain the size of an eraser
kitty runs by causes
the robin, she does floppin'
soon another one lands there to replace her
hear the tweeting and your sinuses
count the plusses and the minuses
turn frustration into sadness
say goodbye to mister badness
a strong gust of wind
blows upside my balding head
makes my balls shiver
makes a lump in my hoaky bed
except for a squirtle and some gasoline
completely distracted by the american dream
hear the tweeting and your sinuses
count the plusses and the minuses
and though I may be wrong
we're so glad you came along