Things I should have known before now... (3 Viewers)

[nlgbbbblth]

The Chelsea and Man Utd ones must hail from the Shankill Road.

 

[Jill Hives]

That spotify lists your itunes playlists! I never use spotify, it's just been there ever since I set it up. Someone asked me to follow them to listen to a playlist they made, so I finally signed in and looked around. Fuck sake. Normally I'm more internet savvy that this but there were all my playlists (even ones I was currently making) there for all to see and listen to with names I'd given them that were not intended for anyone to see. Grrr. Now corrected. I'm sure no one even looked but it still feels like someone rummaged through my drawers or looked in my medicine cabinet.

 

[Cormcolash]

I particularly enjoyed your "Cormcolash is a bit of a legend really" playlist

 

[shower another shower]

Apparently I'm a colossal dick on here, or so I was told last night.

I'm always the last to know this stuff.

fixed that for ya.

 

[shower another shower]

If ye put a strobe light on in the jacks and have a wizz, you'll get a better understanding of how far piss fly's all over the place. Thinking I gonna start peeing sitting down. gonna return the strobe light too.

 

[Jim Daniels]

Judi Dench used to be young..

 

[Anthony]

I have some questions and this seemed like the place.

1. what the fuck does that little pint glass like thing on sports tv mean?
2. What's the best pub in Swords?

 

[Unicron]

I have some questions and this seemed like the place.

1. what the fuck does that little pint glass like thing on sports tv mean?

It's to show that the pub is properly paying for the channel and the landlord isn't just subscribing from his home address and bringing the viewing card into the pub with him

 

[pete]

I have some questions and this seemed like the place.

1. what the fuck does that little pint glass like thing on sports tv mean?
2. What's the best pub in Swords?

I can't answer #1, but the answer to #2 would be "wherever #1 is not an issue"

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

If ye put a strobe light on in the jacks and have a wizz, you'll get a better understanding of how far piss fly's all over the place. Thinking I gonna start peeing sitting down. gonna return the strobe light too.

In a similar vein- I was in bed one night enjoying some chocolate when a sudden sneeze struck, upon waking the next morning I was shocked at the spread of chocolate droplets on the wall at the end of my bed.

I didn't know that a group of peacocks is an ostentation while a group of owls is a parliament. Both apt although I'm not sure how often owls gather.

 

[Unknown Convict]

2. What's the best pub in Swords?

what're you looking for? a quiet pint? "the match"? a lunchtime stripper? a scrap?

main st. has 12 pubs. i've only drunk in the cock, but then i'm a bourgeois sexist.

(full disclosure: i don't really drink alcohol. or go out.)

 

[Cormcolash]

1. what the fuck does that little pint glass like thing on sports tv mean?

Literally got told this earlier by a mate, apparently it is Sky's authentication stamp. If the pub has the proper Sky Sports package, they have a pint glass. If they are pirating a feed from somewhere, no pint glass. Apparently Sky actually have inspectors going into pubs at the weekends to check this shit out!

 

[Anthony]

what're you looking for? a quiet pint? "the match"? a lunchtime stripper? a scrap?

Well, as far away from any "the match" as possible.

 

[Unknown Convict]

Well, as far away from any "the match" as possible.

go with the cock. half way down the east side of the main st.

 

[therealjohnny]

Hoe did I not know this?

same guy

 

[nooleen]

go with the cock.

sound advice

 

[Jill Hives]

Literally got told this earlier by a mate, apparently it is Sky's authentication stamp. If the pub has the proper Sky Sports package, they have a pint glass. If they are pirating a feed from somewhere, no pint glass. Apparently Sky actually have inspectors going into pubs at the weekends to check this shit out!

You must have not been following along to the country pub thread when Shower and I were talking about pubs using tipp-ex on the screen to fake it.

 

[Cormcolash]

Yeah, missed that alright! Although the same guy was telling me that too!

 

[washingcattle]

You must have not been following along to the country pub thread when Shower and I were talking about pubs using tipp-ex on the screen to fake it.

You can't. The level inside the glass varies during the day.

 

[Cormcolash]

I was about to post that too. They change it so tippex doesn't work. Bastards.