The Writings On The Wall (1 Viewer)

[tommytrousers]

unfortunately it was on an actual train so even with the inefficiences of Irish rail I'm sure they have it washed offf by now

 

[Shnake]

Saw that on Sunday night.
It leaves out 2 of my daily commutes (5 mins) - home for my lunch and back
Actually it leaves out all my meals

did you see the graffiti beside it?

sleep, eat potted herring, freshly squeezed orange juice and home-made bread, commute, work, commute, eat lunch of hummus, fava bean and lettuce sandwich made with home made bread plus cup of tea, commute, work, sit next to religious painful boss who doesn't like Dizee Rascal, work some more, commute, eat poached duck with cream sauce, roast potatoes and a side of brocolli smothered in butter, sleep, commute

 

[jane]

I forgot about the 'Dalkey' sign at the DART station there, which someone has lovingly altered to say 'Donkey', which is always going to be funny. ALWAYS.

 

[billygannon]

"Give Joe a job" is etched onto a metallic box outside Broombridge train station.

So I did.

 

[Pantone247]

Saw that on Sunday night.
It leaves out 2 of my daily commutes (5 mins) - home for my lunch and back
Actually it leaves out all my meals

but other then that you're pretty content with that description of your life?



I'm BORED




why?



because all the music video channels on the digital telly box have crushed my already minute attention span to a mere fraction of what it once was.

 

[THRILLHO]

I'm also a big fan of what the youngfella calls 'The Dublin Knob', the rocketship usually decorated with a few stray hairs and found in surprising numbers around the city.

Every one of those new Corrs posters I've seen has got one of these going into Jim Corr's mouth.

And rightly so.

 

[jane]

Every one of those new Corrs posters I've seen has got one of these going into Jim Corr's mouth.

And rightly so.

Now that is fucking brilliant.

I can't wait to see those.

In addition to that, the following will always be funny:

* blackening out of teeth on posters
* drawing Hitler moustaches.

 

[ddmurph]

there's a dyslexic anti-religious propagandist at work in the north side of cork these days. he was around years ago aswell but disappeared then for ages. he's back with a vengence now anyway with such classics as:

"religin is a tool to supress the comunist revulution"
"religin is a drug to dope and controle"

and my personal favourite from a few years ago:

"religin is the mad cow dicese"

i'm only guessing most of the spelling he used but you get the drift anyway. another mayfield classic is on the wall of a southern health board clinic ... "sex is good" and "the pigs are shitty".

 

[Super Dexta]

I forgot about the 'Dalkey' sign at the DART station there, which someone has lovingly altered to say 'Donkey', which is always going to be funny. ALWAYS.

The best thing EVER is the Grand Canal Dock one, whcih has been altered to say Grand Anal Cock. I'm actually glad I don't live on a dart line any more because I used laugh out loud when I saw that.

I also like the ones on the back of the toilet doors in UCD, where there's an ad for a counselling service with the tag-lines "Pregnant? Relationship worries? Sexual health problems?" and so on, and somebody's written below them "AVOID HARRY" ...

 

[mangler]

I like the one on the condom machine in The High Stool in Limerick -

"For refund, insert baby".

HAHA

 

[jane]

I also like the ones on the back of the toilet doors in UCD, where there's an ad for a counselling service with the tag-lines "Pregnant? Relationship worries? Sexual health problems?" and so on, and somebody's written below them "AVOID HARRY" ...

On the bus shelter for the 2/3 bus at UCD, there's a Cadbury's roses ad for Mother's Day. It shows a box of roses, and above it, 'She even wiped your', with 'nose' below the image. Someone has scrawled 'ASS' across the box. I laugh every time.

If you look over from the North Quays, down near the Point, there's a 'Hollywood'-style, massive sign for Grand Canal Dock. Very, very tempting...

 

[Latex lizzie]

Now that is fucking brilliant.

I can't wait to see those.

In addition to that, the following will always be funny:

* blackening out of teeth on posters
* drawing Hitler moustaches.

you forgot the roundy glasses!!!

my fave peice of graffiti was in blanch on a wall..someone had drawn a big happy vampire with the words "dracula ha ha ha ha ha" beside it. Used to make me laugh.

 

[One of us]

I remember in glenageary, under the sign for the station someone had written "welcome to da hood".
Always made me laugh.

 

[treesurgeon]

Think I posted this before. Lovely. Near Roisin Dubh in Galway.

 

[THRILLHO]

New favourite bit of graffiti.. a lesson in manners from one drug dealer to another.

 

[egg_]

but other then that you're pretty content with that description of your life?

Well, it ain't accurate ... but hey, live and let live, know what I mean?
Hey Pantone, write a book, why dontcha? It's a good antidote to boredom in work, just load up your book and work on it. Maybe a novel, or something on philosophy

 

[Buckrake]

Some Tullamore classics:

'Sex is goob'

'All cop are fuck'

and two feet away

'All cop are baster'

 

[the bongo]

the finest one i have seen was also on a ucd toilet door, long since rinsed away: "badger is a loose cannon and a cunt".

a wonderful mixture of the mundane and the absurd.

 

[desertedvillage]

St mary's seconday school in Galway was a hostile environment for sensitive souls;

When a music lovers plucked up the courage to write "I love kate Bush" on a desk, an apostaphy s was quickly added to kate - classic

 

[spectraljanitor]

St mary's seconday school in Galway was a hostile environment for sensitive souls;

When a music lovers plucked up the courage to write "I love kate Bush" on a desk, an apostaphy s was quickly added to kate - classic

thats place was like alcatraz, man.
high levels of literacy tho....