The worst record ever made. (1 Viewer)

[Latex lizzie]

Discuss.

 

[Donkey OJ]

Foreskin 500 "Mustache Ride"

bargain bin purchase. 100% unlistenable. the name caught my attention for some reason.

 

[Pantone247]

Discuss.

There is an album out just last week by a crowd called Selfish Cunt, two English chaps, one wears make up alá clock work orange... Very lame casiotone drum beats, piece of shit Zoom effect "metal distortion" guitars and a very very bad Mark E Smith impressionist on the vocals, saying *radical* things like "Britan is shit" and "fuck the goverenment"

It is the singluarly worst album I have ever heard in my life.

 

[figs]

Discuss.

what I've heard of this is pretty terrible. Lots of people love it though...

http://www.shaggs.com/album_potw.html

 

[guy of the tiger]

anything off that best of irish dance album or whatever its called with dance versions of Fields of Athenry and whathaveyou

cue the sweaty topless yip-head brigade

 

[mitochondrian]

worst or best??? you decide........

Farthest Spaghetti Nasal Ejection
Kevin Cole of Carlsbad, New Mexico, USA, holds the record for the longest spaghetti strand blown out of a nostril in a single blow. On December 16, 1998, Kevin successfully achieved a record distance of 19 cm (7.5 in) on the set of Guinness World Records: Primetime in Los Angeles, California, USA. Kevin first started practicing his nasal ejection with Ramon noodles and then progressed onto spaghetti. He has the ability to blow one end of the spaghetti out of one nostril, and the other end out of the other nostril for a "nasal floss" effect.

 

[zebra heart attack]

There is an album out just last week by a crowd called Selfish Cunt, two English chaps, one wears make up alá clock work orange... Very lame casiotone drum beats, piece of shit Zoom effect "metal distortion" guitars and a very very bad Mark E Smith impressionist on the vocals, saying *radical* things like "Britan is shit" and "fuck the goverenment"

It is the singluarly worst album I have ever heard in my life.

http://www.nme.com/features/109794.htm

yeah they seem pretty dire... "i'm a whore, hear me more"

 

[Stereobaby]

"kid loco - kill your parents" sucks ridiculous amount of cock.
sounds like shite alabama 3 and alabama 3 are even bollox.

 

[shidheat]

what I've heard of this is pretty terrible. Lots of people love it though...

http://www.shaggs.com/album_potw.html

Wow. The Shaggs??? Worst album ever??? Madness. This blew my mind when I first heard it.

... I bet you're really taking the piss and I didn't get it.

I'm going for lunch now

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

'philisophy of the world' is amazing

i'd take a bullet for Foot Foot

andrew

 

[mitochondrian]

i've said it before and i'll say it again
jim o' rourke - terminal pharmacy

i cant believe one quote on the cover said something like
"possibly his finest creations to date"
it's just 40 odd minutes of mechanical drones and gurgles.i kept fast forwarding it hoping to get a nice guitar piece but nothing.and it cost me 20 quid

 

[guy of the tiger]

mechanical drones and gurgles.

i quite like the sound of that!

 

[Phil]

Danzig 5.

 

[dubh in seattle]

AH and the best Shaggs tune is "My Cat Foot Foot"!!! that "shit" is the "bomb," as you "youngsters" say. These "Shaggs" kick "ass." I don't approve of their short skirts or disrespectful haircuts, though. And their primal jungle rhythms make my trousers swell...

 

[LMD64]

have to agree with fancyproducts, them fields of athenry trance remix jobs make me embarrassed to be irish on holidays in the Canaries on Paddy's Day. One prefers to remain aloof at the bar, sipping on a Mai Tai and peering down my nose at all the riff-raff below, thronging in the streets, making a spectacle of themselves with giant inflatable green hammers and over-priced stale Guinness in plastic glasses. How bourgeois!

 

[mitochondrian]

i quite like the sound of that!

believe me you wouldn't.to be honest it sounds like some sort of shivaree or something

 

[Pantone247]

i quite like the sound of that!

in actual fact maybe 8 minutes is mechanical dross, the rest is John Cage like silence. I think it's about 5 minutes in before the first sound is made on the CD at all.

 

[Latex lizzie]

what I've heard of this is pretty terrible. Lots of people love it though...

http://www.shaggs.com/album_potw.html

this shouldn't be in this thread. Greatness.Sadness. Someone told me there is a movie being made/has been made of their life and times.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

I would say that's possibly one of the hardest questions ever. I cant answer that. I would say though that most records ever made would fall close to that category

 

[mitochondrian]

in actual fact maybe 8 minutes is mechanical dross, the rest is John Cage like silence. I think it's about 5 minutes in before the first sound is made on the CD at all.

ha ha we REALLY don't like this album do we!!!!!