The, 'Why do Americans....' thread. (1 Viewer)

[Jill Hives]

and why in some people's minds is europe one big country.

like this one woman I spoke to over there told me she used to live in Europe as well. I asked where and she said 'switzerland'.

Like....what?

Yeah, well I am from NY so OF COURSE I know all the best places to go in NYC. I know all your friends in NYC too. They're nice.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

it's not embaressed...

!zed

Thats niiiice

no teeth please

sorry about that

ahh sure i'd say its not the first time eh eh

!zed anyway nigty night

 

[flashback]

and why in some people's minds is europe one big country.

like this one woman I spoke to over there told me she used to live in Europe as well. I asked where and she said 'switzerland'.

Like....what?

Who else thought Switzerland was something to do with Switzer's and or vice verca?
Those snowy Christmas windows just added to the general blurring of the lines.

 

[cephalopod]

I met this other fat fucker who lived in a trailer! and he wasn't even a pikey! LMAOROFL.

In fact he looked so fat and stupid he could have fitted right in the audience of Winning Streak!

 

[Pantone247]

oh they were meant to be yr icons for someone on the receiving end of a bit of ral?
god bless ya

smiley porn

porn of the tomorrow, today

 

[cephalopod]

 

[Mormon Nailer]

smiley porn

porn of the tomorrow, today

:-O oIo

 

[Pantone247]

Thats niiiice

no teeth please

sorry about that

ahh sure i'd say its not the first time eh eh

!zed anyway nigty night

Mormon, what are you in my bed!
why I'm the head of the cheerleaders, I can't be seen with a geek
my god what is that thing
oh I get it...
*mmm* *mmm*
eeek!
oh no, I'm not dissapointed
sure it happens to most guys... sure...

 

[Pantone247]

a new low has been reached...

 

[Franco]

Why do American chippies always put a lacquer on their planks of wood?

"Then we apply the lacquer....." Is all you ever hear on Discovery channel.

 

[flashback]

They call plasterboard "sheet rock" too.

Fucking retards.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Mormon, what are you in my bed!
why I'm the head of the cheerleaders, I can't be seen with a geek
my god what is that thing
oh I get it...
*mmm* *mmm*
eeek!
oh no, I'm not dissapointed
sure it happens to most guys... sure...

cheerleader eh
!boghere let me hold your hair back
!ninjaaaa no your friends left ages ago
wow pubic topiary

!zed
!zed
!baggyyyyits over there under the couch throw the keys back in the letterbox

 

[Franco]

DIY can of worms opened...

 

[cephalopod]

!binglick my bulb
keep lickin
no that's my asshole silly!
:heart:I love you
:heart:love you too honey
:heart:you complete me

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Why do only Americans suffer from Mono and social anxiety and acid-reflux? and a plethora of other nasty and embarrassing diseases (if the telly is to be believed)?

 

[Scientician 0.8]

And why do they spell shop shoppe?

 

[flashback]

I wish they would just cop on a bit.

 

[Lord Damian]

They call plasterboard "sheet rock" too.

Fucking retards.

actually, that rules. mainly because what they do is called "sheet rocking". as in, rocking the sheets. as in, being cassanovas.

i think Gang Green had a song called Sheet Rock on "You Got It".

 

[flashback]

actually, that rules. mainly because what they do is called "sheet rocking". as in, rocking the sheets. as in, being cassanovas.

i think Gang Green had a song called Sheet Rock on "You Got It".

The shareef dont like it
Rockin the sheet rock
Rock the sheet rock
The shareef dont like it
Rockin the sheet rock
Rock the sheet rock.


Youre 100% right. I never looked at it this way.

Fucking Irish. Plasterboard. Plasterboards.ie more like.
Retards.

 

[Lord Damian]

The shareef dont like it
Rockin the sheet rock
Rock the sheet rock
The shareef dont like it
Rockin the sheet rock
Rock the sheet rock.


Youre 100% right. I never looked at it this way.

Fucking Irish. Plasterboard. Plasterboards.ie more like.
Retards.

you've changed, man. it's so obvious to everyone.