The, 'Why do Americans....' thread. (1 Viewer)

[Hector Grey]

ah squirddles. was them red or grey? them greys is cunts.

 

[Jill Hives]

American tourists this morning outside Trinity while I was waiting for someone:

AT1: What's this?
AT2: A visitor's center, I think.
AT1: Do they have coffee?
AT2: Maybe
AT1: Wait, this is where that book is....
AT2: What book?
AT1: That old book.
AT2: What old book?
AT1: Ya know, that old one...
AT2: The Bible?
AT1: Yeah the Irish one they found in a farmers field.
AT2: Who wants to pay to see a bible found in shit?
AT1: I don't know...so you don't want to go in?
AT2: Let's see if they have coffee.
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I laughed out loud.

 

[therealjohnny]

amazing

that beats the "is this where they keep Kellys Book" story by miles

 

[Pat Pockets]

No, the English did:

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1904 • Englishman Richard Blechynden creates iced tea during a heat wave at the St Louis World Fair.[/FONT]

I was talking about tea in general, besides letting something go cold isnt really classed as invention is it?

 

[rettucs]

Hot tea with milk is gross.

Have you learned your lesson since then Jill?

 

[Squiggle]

Have you learned your lesson since then Jill?

Leave Jill alone, she's right. Tea with milk IS gross.

 

[nooleen]

ah yes, a nice cup of milky tea

good call

 

[rettucs]

Leave Jill alone, she's right. Tea with milk IS gross.

that comment is so wrong on so many levels.

tea with milk and sugar and biscuits is WONDERFUL:heart::heart:

 

[nooleen]

biscuits or 'biscuits'

 

[Squiggle]

that comment is so wrong on so many levels.

tea with milk and sugar and biscuits is WONDERFUL:heart::heart:

That's sick

 

[rettucs]

I have the horn for nooly's 'biscuits'

 

[Space]

I have the horn for nooly's 'biscuits'

That sounds very wrong.

 

[nooleen]

don't be giving my biscuits the scuttery eye

 

[rettucs]

don't knock it til you try them moose

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I have the horn for Joyofbaking.com

 

[nooleen]

you should check out morejoyofbaking.com
a lovemaking companion to The Joy of Baking

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Has it got pictures of little hairy men eating cake?

 

[nooleen]

yes, hairy, ill-kempt cake

 

[Cormcolash]

Death to America

 

[Space]

don't knock it til you try them moose

I wasn't knocking you were.