The, 'Why do Americans....' thread. (1 Viewer)

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

wheres jane?

 

[Jill Hives]

whats with id-ing everybody, even 60-year olds?

and why is it when I use an expired passport as ID (cos I brought it out cos I might lose it when I'm drunk, but better losing that than my current on) they won't take it cos its 'expired'. Does your age change or something when a passport expires?

I like getting my ID checked. It makes me feel younger. Here I am just some old slag. People always turn expired ones into fakes, hence why they don't take them.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

and whats up with fences everywhere "private property,no tresspassing" and all that lark.i got done for sitting on a bridge watching trains go by.
(good thing about the southern states,trains everywhere,j`adore trains!)

 

[theweeyin]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargghh


Its ketchup!

KETCHUP!


damn your eyes!




but i take your point

because it has name, and that name is "ketchup"

Do you call mustard "yellow sauce"?

god rot you!

only Irish people fall asleep on the jacks in pubs so why do Americans insist on calling it the restroom. That should be our name for it.

no, i've had red sauce in a lot of places where the so called ketchup has never seen a tomato.

I'd just like to say that for me it's always going to be TOMATO SAUCE, regardless of whether it's actually got tomatoes in it or not.

 

[classic seanc]

Red Sauce, jesus.
Have some fuckin' respect for yourselves people.



"ME WANT RED SAUCE, UGH UGH!" tsk.

 

[egg_]

The Ladies room? The little girl's room? Excuse me for a minute? I don't see why we have to specify where we're going at all really.

I feel rude if I don't specify where I'm going and what for.

 

[Yurn!]

wheres jane?

just you wait. she has surely been composing the MEGALO-POST adressing every post on this thread. she's even got a special dispensation from Pete to make it 9 pages long.

just you wait.

 

[Lord Damian]

this talk of "red sauce", "brown sauce" and "white sauce" reminds me of Bill Hicks' "orange drink" rap.


and yes, i too am looking forward to spending the rest of the day reading Jane's post.

 

[rettucs]

People always turn expired ones into fakes, hence why they don't take them.

why do Americans always have an answer for everything?

 

[Jill Hives]

why do Americans always have an answer for everything?

Because we're fuck-ups?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I'd just like to say that for me it's always going to be TOMATO SAUCE, regardless of whether it's actually got tomatoes in it or not.

dont be dragging me into your sauce bashing missy

 

[muffin]

is a sweater vest a waistcoat?

and why do they call a fringe 'bangs'??doesnt even make any bloody sense!

 

[Lili Marlene]

is a sweater vest a waistcoat?

No silly

 

[muffin]

well what is it then smartie?

 

[Lili Marlene]

I'm wearing one right now if that's any help.

And a shirt that would make Noel Edmunds proud

living the dream you might say

 

[muffin]

is it a v neck jumper?with no sleeves..the real word for them is escaping me right about now..

 

[muffin]

a tank top!!!

 

[Lili Marlene]

here's himself in one

 

[Mormon Nailer]

is it a v neck jumper?with no sleeves..the real word for them is escaping me right about now..

sleeveless jumper?

 

[Jill Hives]

a tank top!!!

aka wife beater