The weekend poetry thread (1 Viewer)

[pighead]

Pighead's his name, rhyming's his game.

Is there anything better than a beautiful poetry session to start off another lazy weekend? Show Pighead a man who doesn't like poetry and he'll show you a man with no soul. Pighead was first inspired to write in verse back in 92 when his beautiful hairy little jack russel met a tragic and untimely end.

Pighead used to have a little dog,
he hasn't him no more,
his hair grew long,
he couldn't see,
he ran into the door.

Basically the poems will express your feelings with regards the forthcoming weekend, be they happy sad, indifferent or sexual. Pighead's a fairly easy going guy so your poem can be in the form of a verse, sonnet, ode, stanza, Limerick, haiku, free verse, couplet or ballad. No Iambic pentameters though. Can't stand them. Anyway lets get things started. And a 1, a 2, a 1, 2, 3, 4

Oh weekend how you make us smile,
So happy like a crocodile,
those crocs can live for eighty years,
Lady GaGa, Britney Spears.

 

[Thebeard]

Jesus.

 

[pighead]

Jesus.

Rubbish effort. No rhythm, structure or feeling.
Must try harder.

 

[Wobbler]

Pete, please move this to Arts and Culture
It will sit better there, you can be sure

 

[pighead]

Pete, leave it here,
for this ain't art,
it's just silly words
please have a heart.

 

[Froog]

pighead's a new kid on the block
at internet women he waves his cock
he talks of himself in the person third
his comments don't fly, unlike a bird
oh and he smells like turd

 

[Reets]

Pete, please move this to Arts and Culture
It will sit better there, you can be sure

Or Eircore, it was made for this kinda stuff

 

[Thebeard]

Pete, please move this to Arts and Culture
It will sit better there, you can be sure

What a cunt.

 

[Wheels]

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[pighead]

pighead's a new kid on the block
at internet women he waves his cock
he talks of himself in the person third
his comments don't fly, unlike a bird
oh and he smells like turd

Froog they call him for that's his name,
ogling grannies is his game,
he loves the smell of their week old piss,
their wrinkly starfish, he'd love to kiss.

 

[Froog]

pigheads nob is forever cheesy,
cause cleaning it is not so easy.
it smells of cheddar, stilton and edam,
it's rank, here, take a smell man.

 

[pighead]

pigheads nob is forever cheesy,
cause cleaning it is not so easy.
it smells of cheddar, stilton and edam,
it's rank, here, take a smell man.

Young Froog, it seems he knows his knobs,
for he's always got one in his gob,
much better my todger to have some cheese,
than be like his, full of disease.

 

[Froog]

pigheads wanking sock is dirty,
so he flings in the machine with his shirty,
and out it pops afresh,
to start another dirty sesh.

 

[nooleen]

pighead and froog they goad each other,
with the heated passion of warring lovers,
could sweet embrace follow angry hiss,
and lead these two to woe...or bliss?

 

[pighead]

pighead and froog they goad each other,
with the heated passion of yearning lovers,
could sweet embrace follow angry hiss,
and lead these two to woe...or bliss?

Not a chance, he's far too rude,
he's got a stinking attitude,
Pighead likes a chick with glass,
although in fairness to Froog, he's got a tight ass.

 

[Thebeard]

Weekends are full of hope and suprise
Thumped is full of pricks and guys

 

[Froog]

the internet is full of cocks and spanners
devoid of logic, grammer and manners
but it shouldn't be any other way
beacuse you're gay

 

[pighead]

the internet is full of cocks and spanners
devoid of logic, grammer and manners
but it shouldn't be any other way
beacuse you're gay

We may be cocks, at least our spelling's ok,
grammar is spelt with an a,

 

[Froog]

We may be cocks, at least our spelling's ok,
grammar is spelt with an a,

dont be so moronic
i was being ironic

 

[pighead]

dont be so moronic
i was being ironic

Ah c'mon Froogy please be my friend,
lets dance together this weekend,
on monday we'll revert to type,
come over here smoke this peace pipe.