THE THUMPED EUROVISION ENTRY (2 Viewers)

[Unknown Convict]

In 2011, Azerbaijan 'won' the Eurovision song contest, despite not actually being in Europe. This caused much anger across the continent. Especially in Dun Laoghaire, Ireland.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_of_Azerbaijan

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

I hear the town centre is ablaze.

 

[Unknown Convict]

not me, btw. i'm in swords. we were rooting for italy.

 

[SomethingManic]

Can't believe Poland only gave us 1 point! But yeah, fuck that Bloc voting. Though we gave fuck loads of points to Lithuania, which probably confused loads of Europeans.

Each country should pick about 150 people from the public, who won't be biased and have them give out the points. Although, even then, you wonder...

 

[rettucs]

I'd never heard of half those countries. Chances are they've never heard of us neither

 

[SomethingManic]

Uncultured swine!