the spice girls to make comeback. (1 Viewer)

[classic seanc]

BOWELER

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

 

[lympog]

BOWELER

is that good or bad?
- leigh

 

[xsteox]

Janer he not speak the truth!

i agree with this statment.

 

[Anthony]

photoshopped to the max

 

[Diddles]

is that good or bad?
- leigh

It's bad


Bowler (rhymes with Cow-ler) : dog/ugly person

 

[lympog]

It's bad


Bowler (rhymes with Cow-ler) : dog/ugly person

ahhhh gitcha
it mustn't be part of this aul country lingo i talk and whatnot

- leigh

 

[Yurn!]

Mel C's head = a wok with foreskins shallow frying.

 

[Diddles]

The Spice Girls announced this afternoon that they were to embark on a comeback tour.

Victoria Beckham, Mel B, Mel C, Emma Bunton and Geri Halliwell, who have lost all their self esteem, made their first public appearance together since 1998 at a photocall just before the announcement.

Mel C - Sporty Spice - said: "We wanted to say we didn't get enough money off our fans. It just feels very right for us to make some more money and stroke our egos."


They are not going to perform at this weekend's Concert for Diana as Emma Bunton (Baby Spice) reckons Diana was an Arab.

Mel C added: "We would have hated to be there this weekend. that woman was riding a camel jockey."

Beckham, aka Posh Spice, said that a bacterial culture would have to come on tour with them due to the seven botox face-fucks the band members will have between them after Bunton gives birth to a child that will need immediate beautification.

Talking about the reunion, Halliwell (Ginger Spice) said: "Obviously it's disgusting and petty. But equally, if new fans want to come along, that's more money in the bank for me and I can wank on in the media about stuff I have no knowledge of until I die."

 

[flashback]

why would the only one who can sing (and the best looking one too) have to turn to porn.

Now that moonpig posh on the other hand.....

Was sporty the black one?
Like, she was basically alright. Looking. Completely brain damaged, and annoying, but, not minged out of it altogether. Although.... well, yeah, you sort of might.
One of them, the blondey one, had calves that could prop for Samoa. Baby...that's right. Calves bigger than I am.

And, one of them...
yeah, her

was absolutely desperate looking. Like, rough as ten bears, fell out of the ugly tree, face on fire, which was put out by blind lads with shovels ugly. Like, that photo... is not how she looked.
Then there was that gingery one, that had her jabs out basically all the time, that you just wouldn't.
You would do a Nancy Reagan on. You'd do your best Ian Paisley on.
NO.


I am all weirded out now. Cause, your one in the photo actually looks very pretty there.
I remember something more like this

but... lots rougher and englishy greasy pigy looking. With a gross tongue with a bolt through it that was stuck out a lot.
Then there was the one that married Beckham, that looked like she was made out of wax, and was melting all the time. About as sexy as sexy as an old timer at one of Stalin's Gulags.

Amazing for a band that traded on their looks really.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Remember she covered the Sex Pistols and changed 'I am the antichrist' to 'I am Sporty Spice'?

rock.

 

[ron]

Pointless thread

 

[cephalopod]

Saw them on the news last night they looked awkward. Not gonna happen for them. Take That tehy aint, their music is neither old enough, or resonant enough with people to justify a comeback....did ya see Posh? She looked like I dunno, a fucking yellow alien giraffe thing..michael jackson wouldn't be a patch on it, and yet she's on the front cover of hundreds of magazines every year..ah the world is mental

 

[Lili Marlene]

WHAT A SETLIST

Spice Up Your Life'
'Stop'
'Say You'll Be There'
'Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)'
'Lady Is A Vamp'
'Too Much'
'2 Become 1'
'Who Do You Think You Are'
'Are You Gonna Go My Way' (feat. Mel B)
'Maybe' (feat. Emma Bunton)
'Viva Forever'
'Holler'
'It's Raining Men' (feat. Geri Halliwell)
'I Turn To You' (feat. Melanie C)
'Let Love Lead The Way'
'Mama'
'Celebration Medley'
'Goodbye'
'Wannabe'
'Spice Up Your Life' (Reprise)


still the worst idea ever

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

a lot of tunes there that i dont recognize

 

[ernesto]

mel b is lookin well

 

[rettucs]

The Spice Girls hype is getting to singer Emma Bunton - she keeps forgetting the group's lyrics.

The Wannabe star has revealed she has moments onstage during reunion tour shows where she sings the wrong thing - or sings nothing at all.

Writing on her blog, Bunton says: "During Mama, I got so carried away looking at the video playing behind us of all the mothers and babies that I forgot some of the lyrics."

And when she's not trying to remember lyrics, Bunton admits she has to beware bandmate Melanie Brown's wandering hands.

She adds: "She has a thing for pinching our bottoms."

now thats what I call news

 

[Lili Marlene]

Oh lawdy, WHY HAS THIS NOT BEEN MENTIONED ALREADY??????

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1371384/Rachel-Stevens-sparkles-S-Club-Seven-Jersey-Boys-reunion--whats-happened-Paul.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

I wonder is Jo still a racist?

still the worst idea ever

no longer the worst idea ever

 

[Lili Marlene]

hmm, closer investigation reveals there is no comeback planned.

bah! Should have bumped the worst attempts at pop careers thread instead

 

[rettucs]

didn't all these manufactured bands have to have a token racist in them, to keep them in the papers during the leaner times (cheryl crow, etc)?