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Nick Rhodes says:
storio

happy says:
same old shit

happy says:
just had a meeting

happy says:
nearly fell asleep

Nick Rhodes says:
hate that

happy says:
seem like my body has more conviction than my mind sometimes

Nick Rhodes says:
i know that feeling

happy says:
do you though?

Nick Rhodes says:
ah i do buh

Nick Rhodes says:
i can hardly stay awake during meetings

happy says:
Its like pre-Wispa "Alas Smith & Jones".

Nick Rhodes says:
that was funny

happy says:
yeah?

happy says:
not so sure...

Nick Rhodes says:
ah jayses

Nick Rhodes says:
relax the jets cowboy

Nick Rhodes says:
they're not all out to get you

happy says:
ha ha

happy says:
i'm talking about the poor quality of our humour

happy says:
spa

happy says:
<some emoticon>

Nick Rhodes says:
ah right

Nick Rhodes says:
yeah, we're pretty shit.

Nick Rhodes says:
but then, i'm not in it for the laughs, i'm in it for the truth

happy says:
we were pretty shit yesterday

happy says:
it was like a re-run or a filler or something

Nick Rhodes says:
yeah.....

Nick Rhodes says:
or a clip show

happy says:
we're normally pretty controversial...

happy says:
<some emoticon>

Nick Rhodes says:
yeah

Nick Rhodes says:
that was lame, wasn't it?

Nick Rhodes says:
i mean "yeah"

happy says:
very lame

happy says:
we may lose ratings because of it

Nick Rhodes says:
when i started out in this game, it was never about the ratings.

Nick Rhodes says:
but then i found i needed the attention, like a drug

Nick Rhodes says:
or that i needed drugs

happy says:
well, me neither but it's kinda nice to know you're appreciated

happy says:
i doubt you'd bother if no one read it

Nick Rhodes says:
or at least revered

happy says:
to be loved, eh? isn't that all anyone wants?

happy says:
like when jade came out of the big brother house and met graeme norton

happy says:
even though he'd been calling her a pig throughout the whole thing

happy says:
and then, when she was kicked out, he turned into her best friend

happy says:
and she exclaimed "i'm loved, i'm loved".

happy says:
that was one of the sweetest moments in TV i've ever seen i think...

Nick Rhodes says:
yeah. deadly.

happy says:
but enough about me...

Nick Rhodes says:
up there with robert kennedy's assasination

happy says:
that's a bit controversial there, that is...

happy says:
or out of date at least...

Nick Rhodes says:
you think i still got it?

happy says:
so, you think the 69 is overrated?

Nick Rhodes says:
you mean the sexual position?

happy says:
emmm, yes, for now anyway...

Nick Rhodes says:
what did you mean?

Nick Rhodes says:
are we attempting to be contreversial again?

happy says:
the sexual position

happy says:
of course we are

Nick Rhodes says:
i'm a big fan

happy says:
right

happy says:
see? sometimes it's like *****

happy says:
i think it's something to do with *****

Nick Rhodes says:
well, perhaps for you...

Nick Rhodes says:
ahem

Nick Rhodes says:
heights... yeah.

Nick Rhodes says:
i'll grant you that

happy says:
like if there's *****, it kinda affects a varied number of ***** one may be used to...

happy says:
what do you think?

Nick Rhodes says:
i agree.

happy says:
ever boned a midget?

Nick Rhodes says:
but then if you have a ***** gerril, you can kinda pick her up and waggle her about and stuff

happy says:
only a couple of things that work in that situation

Nick Rhodes says:
they's all midgets to me

happy says:
yeah, you can pick the up and throw them on the floor too

happy says:
but you know what i mean

Nick Rhodes says:
oh yeah.

happy says:
so, what do you think all the fuss is about?

Nick Rhodes says:
what fuss?

Nick Rhodes says:
with nburds and that?

happy says:
ah fuck it, i don't know

happy says:
what fuss

happy says:
everyone's fucked

Nick Rhodes says:
wouldn't that be great

happy says:
i think the climate in this country and the people in it are bad for my temprement

happy says:
yes, that's what i think

Nick Rhodes says:
i see

happy says:
i think i might stay in italy when we go there in march

happy says:
i might start planning for that to happen now...

Nick Rhodes says:
eh?

Nick Rhodes says:
ah, buh

Nick Rhodes says:
i'd miss ye sooooooooooo much

happy says:
yep, i know

happy says:
even though we only jusss got to know eachother

happy says:
i have that effect on people

happy says:
you know everyone wants to have sex with me?

Nick Rhodes says:
<some emoticon>

happy says:
like *everyone*...

Nick Rhodes says:
everyone?

happy says:
well, most people

happy says:
gerrils

happy says:
most gerrils do

happy says:
oh wait, i was asleep then

happy says:
sorry, that was a dream.

happy says:
dammit

Nick Rhodes says:
cos you're handsome like

happy says:
all the more reason to split i guess

Nick Rhodes says:
wish i was handsome...

Nick Rhodes says:
i have to make do with being charming and rude

happy says:
handsome

happy says:
?

happy says:
i have to be charming and rude too

happy says:
you have some strange notions

happy says:
but you knew that...

Nick Rhodes says:
yeah, it's part of my charm

happy says:
oh right

happy says:
sorry, i'm ion a strange mood today

Nick Rhodes says:
yes.

Nick Rhodes says:
are you in love?

happy says:
no. i'm not in love

happy says:
i wish i was

happy says:
then i'd be full of bubbles

happy says:
but today, it's just that fucking grey sky

Nick Rhodes says:
yeah, wouldn't it be dear to be..

Nick Rhodes says:
it's like a pall

happy says:
and this shitty job

happy says:
and the lack of love

Nick Rhodes says:
like a shroud...

happy says:
real love

Nick Rhodes says:
the real deal...

Nick Rhodes says:
the pavement moving underneath your feet

happy says:
like real, open, honest, not needy

happy says:
not retarded games

happy says:
life is too short to be unhappy with someone you're with

happy says:
far too short

Nick Rhodes says:
too right

happy says:
i mean, what's wrong with me?

Nick Rhodes says:
too fucking right

happy says:
i could be really happy with any number of people and i go for deviants

happy says:
like what the fuck?

happy says:
WHAT THE FUCK???

Nick Rhodes says:
same here, buh

Nick Rhodes says:
can't seem to work it out.

Nick Rhodes says:
maybe cos the real people don't like me

happy says:
real people?

happy says:
what happened to us?

happy says:
whay are we like this?

happy says:
like WHY?

Nick Rhodes says:
we became wierdos

Nick Rhodes says:
didn't we

happy says:
no, i'm not like this, i'm not

happy says:
i know i'm not

happy says:
what keeps me in a bad situation?

happy says:
i have no fucking idea...

 

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happy says:
the other day i had it all worked out

Nick Rhodes says:
the yearning...

happy says:
and then it was okay for another few days and no it sucks again

Nick Rhodes says:
confusing love with need

happy says:
i should have stuck to my guns, i had it all worked out, down to
the letter...

happy says:
no, i don't confuse love with need, i don't need to be with someone who doesn't make me happy

Nick Rhodes says:
so who then? eh?

Nick Rhodes says:
what's your big secret?

happy says:
i'm gay dip

happy says:
makin sense now? why i don't have a girlfriend?

happy says:
why everyone always asks me why i don't?

happy says:
what am i supposed to say?

Nick Rhodes says:
makes real sense

happy says:
i even went through this chirade with you

happy says:
about <ahem>

Nick Rhodes says:
hold on...and you fancy me

Nick Rhodes says:
i get it now

happy says:
no offence, i don't

Nick Rhodes says:
<some emoticon>

happy says:
i fancy matty bolger

Nick Rhodes says:
ahem.

Nick Rhodes says:
fast?

happy says:
i think i'm in love with him...

happy says:
i dream about him and stuff...

happy says:
it's totally mad

happy says:
and then when i meet him, i have to crack jokes about gays

happy says:
'faggot this' and 'faggot that'

Nick Rhodes says:
i see

happy says:
you've no idea what it's like

Nick Rhodes says:
yeah, you don't

Nick Rhodes says:
now....

Nick Rhodes says:
is any of this true?

happy says:
well that depends on if your attitude towards me changes depending on my answer

Nick Rhodes says:
my attitude won't change at all at all

Nick Rhodes says:
i just want to know should i stop laughing or what?

happy says:
why you laugh?

happy says:
is it that i fancy matty or that i'm gay?

happy says:
which is funnier?

Nick Rhodes says:
listen, if it's true it's not funny... well, it's funny-ish. but if it's not true then it's some kind of comedy gold

happy says:
why is it funny-ish?

happy says:
well apart from you thinking i'm straight and me not being, is there something else funny?

Nick Rhodes says:
it would be funny ish the way you and pee pee would make fun of me if i was to say i fancy so and so

happy says:
oh okay then

happy says:
well, there you have it dip, it's the tooth

Nick Rhodes says:
i want to believe you hag.. so i will

Nick Rhodes says:
i will.

happy says:
you want to?

Nick Rhodes says:
so you better not be taking teh piss, cos then i'd be upset

happy says:
i kinda wish i wasn't gay

happy says:
i totally wish i wasn't

Nick Rhodes says:
why?

happy says:
because i know people treat gay people differently, especially lads

Nick Rhodes says:
lads schmads

happy says:
well, you know, i hang out with lads

Nick Rhodes says:
i know.. but they're not all fucking retards like

happy says:
always have and i'm certain if i came out with this, most of them would treat me differently

happy says:
most of them are...

happy says:
simple fact

Nick Rhodes says:
well, who else knows?

happy says:
my mum and mark from daemien frost

happy says:
no one else

 

[Ex-User (252)]

Nick Rhodes says:
no one in the world?

Nick Rhodes says:
so why did you tell me?

Nick Rhodes says:
eh?

Nick Rhodes says:
eh?

Nick Rhodes says:
eh?

happy says:
i dunno

Nick Rhodes says:
cos you knwo i'm not a retard, eh?

happy says:
well i guess that might be part of it

Nick Rhodes says:
ah, such faith

Nick Rhodes says:
you do me proud

happy says:
you takin the piss?

Nick Rhodes says:
no

happy says:
i am

happy says:
hee hee hee

Nick Rhodes says:
no you're not

happy says:
oh shit!

happy says:
i'm not?

happy says:
holy fuck, you mean i am gay?

Nick Rhodes says:
yep

Nick Rhodes says:
and i just told everyone

Nick Rhodes says:
gaylord

happy says:
who you tell?

Nick Rhodes says:
ah hag

Nick Rhodes says:
i'd never tell anyone

Nick Rhodes says:
you're secret is safe with me

happy says:
thanks

happy says:
<some emoticon>

Nick Rhodes says:
ah, no problem

happy says:
thanks buddy

Nick Rhodes says:
anything for a gay buddy

happy says:
so, any chance of a quicky later? get it out of our systems like?

 

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Nick Rhodes says:
hey buddy

Nick Rhodes says:
how did it go last night?

happy says:
what go? who? when?

happy says:
what did i miss?

Nick Rhodes says:
did you tell matty about.. you know

Nick Rhodes says:
the gayness

happy says:
he kinda knew anyway

happy says:
not really news to him

Nick Rhodes says:
yeah... well

Nick Rhodes says:
that would make sense

happy says:
i've hugged him on occasions

Nick Rhodes says:
how did he react?

happy says:
i think he knows

Nick Rhodes says:
well, he does know

Nick Rhodes says:
soembody told him

happy says:
brandishing his anus of course!

happy says:
yeah?

Nick Rhodes says:
yeah

happy says:
who?

Nick Rhodes says:
eh

Nick Rhodes says:
urm

Nick Rhodes says:
eh... ritchie

Nick Rhodes says:
yeah, it was ritchie

happy says:
sure it was richie

Nick Rhodes says:
ritchie has gaydar, so he knew already

happy says:
and not you

happy says:
sure it was

Nick Rhodes says:
yeah

Nick Rhodes says:
sure

Nick Rhodes says:
we all agreed that it's good that you came out and all

happy says:
good for who?

happy says:
good for all yous to have a laugh about?

Nick Rhodes says:
good for you

Nick Rhodes says:
ah now, nobody was laughing

happy says:
i'm not coming out, my dinner's nearly ready

happy says:
and buck rogers is on

Nick Rhodes says:
ha ha ha

Nick Rhodes says:
still the same old hag

Nick Rhodes says:
yet, different

happy says:
you ever watch buck rogers?

Nick Rhodes says:
i bet you liked him in that thight suit

happy says:
meeedie meeedie meedie

happy says:
so fucking hot!

Nick Rhodes says:
yeah

happy says:
you was able to see his packet, out there, for the whole world to
see...

Nick Rhodes says:
i mean, yer one.

Nick Rhodes says:
not buck

Nick Rhodes says:
i'm straigh, me

happy says:
you said *him*...

happy says:
big gay ye

happy says:
wanna go on a tea date?

Nick Rhodes says:
listen, hag, althoough essentially nothing has changed between us since your coming out...

Nick Rhodes says:
don't come near me buh

happy says:
see? i told you you'd treat me different

happy says:
fucker

happy says:
i still have a fucking soul...

Nick Rhodes says:
i'm not

Nick Rhodes says:
just, don't try it on like

happy says:
maybe not as far as shabba ranks is concerned but i do...

happy says:
you're not my type

Nick Rhodes says:
of course you do

happy says:
i wouldn't touch you with your own

happy says:
thought you were different...

happy says:
"buddy"...

Nick Rhodes says:
i ma

Nick Rhodes says:
am

happy says:
yeah, different in a fucking retarded way or something... not in a good understanding las vegas way...

happy says:
in las vegas, everyone is free

Nick Rhodes says:
except the mexicans they have working in the kitchens

Nick Rhodes says:
but you wouldn't know about now would you

Nick Rhodes says:
all you care about is gay.

Nick Rhodes says:
and you say i've changed

happy says:
oh shut up human rights activist

happy says:
go have some lassi with path or something

happy says:
you need to be clean to be free

happy says:
mexicans aren't clean

happy says:
you need to wash and smell sweet to be truely free

happy says:
that's why they're in the kitchens, only place for them

Nick Rhodes says:
i see, hag. i see.

Nick Rhodes says:
so once you're gay, and thus a member of a persecuted minority,

happy says:
oh jesus

happy says:
here it comes

Nick Rhodes says:
which, lets face it , is what every disenfrancised middle class white boy wants..

happy says:
i'm upper-middle class

happy says:
and i'm a young adult

happy says:
how'd you like them apples?

Nick Rhodes says:
you think that now you can dump on the rest of us

Nick Rhodes says:
liek if i said, here, lend us a fiver, you'd be like, you can't talk to me like that just cos i's gay

happy says:
and why shouldn't i?

Nick Rhodes says:
sheesh hag, get over it

Nick Rhodes says:
all it is is you like a bit of cock

happy says:
the difference between the way you're treating me today, since you now know i'm gay is really unbelieveable

Nick Rhodes says:
ah come on

Nick Rhodes says:
you started it

Nick Rhodes says:
maybe i'm just jealous

happy says:
how? what did i say?

Nick Rhodes says:
ah, never mind

Nick Rhodes says:
i have me own problems

Nick Rhodes says:
i think it's great that you've come out and all, and everyone
thinks so

happy says:
yeah, let's just wait and see if i'm waiting by the phone next
friday night, waiting for a 'friend' like you to call...

happy says:
let's see what kind of a man you are...

Nick Rhodes says:
dint i call you yesterday?

Nick Rhodes says:
dint i?

happy says:
no, you texted me

happy says:
called me a faggit

Nick Rhodes says:
for the record i'm busy next friday, so don't actually expect me to call

Nick Rhodes says:
i dint call you a faggit

happy says:
next friday, and all future fridays perchance?

happy says:
look dip, just go fuck yourself

happy says:
you're full of shit

Nick Rhodes says:
hear listen, how about thursday?

happy says:
you might as well go around stabbing people wityh syringes...

Nick Rhodes says:
eh?

happy says:
you're on par with those guys for sure

Nick Rhodes says:
but who am i gonna talk gerrils with?

happy says:
why not me? what the fuck has changed so much?

happy says:
this is exactly what i was afraid of...

happy says:
nice one for fitting into the stereotype...

happy says:
fucking nice one.

Nick Rhodes says:
here, you know the way the gerrils love the fags, like

Nick Rhodes says:
you could infiltrate their cabal and and teh skinny for me

Nick Rhodes says:
or ask them about me, see who's into what, eh?

Nick Rhodes says:
wink wink?

Nick Rhodes says:
eh?

Nick Rhodes says:
this could really work out

Nick Rhodes says:
i've allus wanted a gay friend

happy says:
go fuck yourself

happy says:
or else buy me beer all the time and we might be able to lookin
into this...

happy says:
might be able to have some sort of respectful relationship...

Nick Rhodes says:
come on buddy, nothing has changed

happy says:
no you've found a use for me...

happy says:
me and my brown ways

happy says:
oh things have changed alright...

Nick Rhodes says:
would you stop feeling sorry for yourself

Nick Rhodes says:
do you have aids?

happy says:
only if you have...

Nick Rhodes says:
ha ha

happy says:
funny? you think?

happy says:
you really are an asshole

happy says:
i should have killed you when i had the chance

happy says:
with my mickey

Nick Rhodes says:
yeah right

Nick Rhodes says:
tickle me, more like

happy says:
so what's the difference between you and some mindless prick
on the street?

happy says:
why should i continue even talking to you?

Nick Rhodes says:
i still got the love hag

Nick Rhodes says:
but like i say, i got me own problems

Nick Rhodes says:
my marraige is falling to pieces

happy says:
marraige to what? football? drink? pizza?

happy says:
mustard sachets?

Nick Rhodes says:
ha ha

Nick Rhodes says:
so much you don't know

happy says:
try me

happy says:
o seriously, i have good customer satisfaction...

Nick Rhodes says:
i don't want to talk about it

happy says:
what? i bear my soul and you repay me thus?

Nick Rhodes says:
well, i've committed certain deeds

Nick Rhodes says:
in the name of love

Nick Rhodes says:
norman mailer once said, that poetry is like a one night stand,
and that writing a novel is like the marraige

Nick Rhodes says:
at the end of which is a messy, prolonged divorce

happy says:
keep it simple dip

happy says:
i had some booze last night

Nick Rhodes says:
i've written a book about me expierances on the road

happy says:
what road?

Nick Rhodes says:
you know, the road of life

happy says:
the one in frost of your gaff?

Nick Rhodes says:
it's about all the wimmin i have loved...

happy says:
oh right, *that* road...

Nick Rhodes says:
and the men too, eh?

Nick Rhodes says:
some juicy gay bits thrun in there.

Nick Rhodes says:
it's all true buh

happy says:
you got a rough draft i can use for bogroll?

Nick Rhodes says:
ye see

Nick Rhodes says:
this is what happens

happy says:
what?

happy says:
people being flippant?

Nick Rhodes says:
you act the prick

happy says:
synaptical flip-side?

Nick Rhodes says:
and then you go mental at me cos like you have the upper hand
cos you're a gaylord or sumtin

Nick Rhodes says:
and like i can't have a laugh anymore cos being gay is all important and that

happy says:
bullshit

happy says:
just treat me like you did on monday and we're fine

Nick Rhodes says:
fair enough, buddy

happy says:
don't make stupid comments like 'don't come near me etc.'

Nick Rhodes says:
i think i'm in heat, you know

Nick Rhodes says:
i'd ride a hole in the wall

happy says:
i *said*, you're not my type...

happy says:
oh, okay

happy says:
you're choking for a fuck...

happy says:
can do strange things to a man

Nick Rhodes says:
yeah

Nick Rhodes says:
so what is your type

happy says:
matty bolger, stupid

happy says:
and john malcovich

Nick Rhodes says:
but theys real difrent

happy says:
the guy in high fidelty and fight club too

happy says:
john cusack i think...

happy says:
i'd so give him one...

happy says:
<droooooolllll...>

Nick Rhodes says:
yeah, he's alright

Nick Rhodes says:
i'd do him if i was .. otherways inclined

 

[Ex-User (252)]

Nick Rhodes says:
whoo hoo

Nick Rhodes says:
you're still gay buh?

Nick Rhodes says:
no?

happy says:
dip, i just had the most wonderful experience in the men's toilets

Nick Rhodes says:
yeah?

Nick Rhodes says:
the face of jesus in you poop?

happy says:
just like any other time, with a spring in my step, i skipped in the door to find 2 out of the three cubicles already occupied

happy says:
aprehensively, i closed the door to the disapproving outside word and took my place on the middle throne

Nick Rhodes says:
uh huh

happy says:
then, what can only be described as my long-awaited epiphanic episode started

happy says:
it was like a heavenly choir of angels

happy says:
the guy to the left let wee high-pitched pomp escape his choral cleft

happy says:
then, alomst immediately, the guy to the right, as if in response, let a might bass tone resonate though the hazy intoxicating space that made up our three cubicles

happy says:
and then, the unbelieveable happened

Nick Rhodes says:
i see

happy says:
my out bottom, as if with a mind of it's own, filled the middle zone of these brown tones

happy says:
it was like our asses were singing to eachother

happy says:
it was then i knew i'd made the right decision

happy says:
how can such beautious harmonies be wrong?

Nick Rhodes says:
do you think this has anything to do with being a buftie?

happy says:
the beckoning cries of these pompitudes, they were calling to me ... 'happy, come with us...'

happy says:
it was everything to do with it...

Nick Rhodes says:
is this all we can talk about now?

Nick Rhodes says:
arse?

happy says:
i thought you'd be happy for me...

happy says:
i have closure on my past mistakes

Nick Rhodes says:
i am, of course

happy says:
and openure on new manure

happy says:
ha ha ha ha

happy says:
i couldn't help it

Nick Rhodes says:
the singing arse... what can i say

happy says:
that you're happy for me?

Nick Rhodes says:
i am happy for you

Nick Rhodes says:
this means you'll get ridden all the time cos you carpet munchers are at it day and night down alleys and that

happy says:
fuckin score!!!

happy says:
what i've always wanted

Nick Rhodes says:
i'm kinda jealous in a non arsebutler kinda way

Nick Rhodes says:
i wish the gerrils were as lascivious as you pillowbiter sorts

happy says:
gays know what's important

happy says:
and now i'm in the club

happy says:
i'll never be lonely again

Nick Rhodes says:
and what's that?

Nick Rhodes says:
quiche and curtains?

happy says:
num nums

happy says:
chocolate muffins in the sky girlfriend!!!

Nick Rhodes says:
yes. yes of course.