The Ewdesser Club. (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

Read: Odessa Club, beside the central hotel. I was in there sunday afternoon and was thouroughly bemused.

Wankfest Central. You pay a huge amount of money for membership to a place that looks and sounds like a gentlemens auto-club, then swan around the lounge, pretending to be a 60 year old millionaire who's been married 4 times and who's now engaged to one of your daughters friends.

'Exclusivity' as it's called, can fuck off. What a boring bore of boredom to be bored by.

Thoughts? I reckon ICUH8N's big into his exclusive clubs.

 

[avernus]

Read: Odessa Club, beside the central hotel. I was in there sunday afternoon and was thouroughly bemused.

Wankfest Central. You pay a huge amount of money for membership to a place that looks and sounds like a gentlemens auto-club, then swan around the lounge, pretending to be a 60 year old millionaire who's been married 4 times and who's now engaged to one of your daughters friends.

'Exclusivity' as it's called, can fuck off. What a boring bore of boredom to be bored by.

Thoughts? I reckon ICUH8N's big into his exclusive clubs.

climb the ladder, corey. climb the ladder.

 

[ICUH8N]

Read: Odessa Club, beside the central hotel. I was in there sunday afternoon and was thouroughly bemused.

Wankfest Central. You pay a huge amount of money for membership to a place that looks and sounds like a gentlemens auto-club, then swan around the lounge, pretending to be a 60 year old millionaire who's been married 4 times and who's now engaged to one of your daughters friends.

'Exclusivity' as it's called, can fuck off. What a boring bore of boredom to be bored by.

Thoughts? I reckon ICUH8N's big into his exclusive clubs.

Firstly: send all suggestions for clubs I should be a part of to [email protected]. Thx. You know exactly that I'm not a joiner of clubs and societies, especially wannabe-nouveau-riche pretend-exclusive third-rate dining clubs.
Secondly: How was that cup of lukewarm rage you had for dessert, I know who you were there to "see" Hahahaha.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Firstly: send all suggestions for clubs I should be a part of to [email protected]. Thx. You know exactly that I'm not a joiner of clubs and societies, especially wannabe-nouveau-riche pretend-exclusive third-rate dining clubs.
Secondly: How was that cup of lukewarm rage you had for dessert, I know who you were there to "see" Hahahaha.

vat do you know avout odessa?

 

[La La]

i thought odessa was only a restaurant

or has dublin wankified itself even more since i was last there

 

[ernesto]

i thought odessa was only a restaurant

or has dublin wankified itself even more since i was last there

the fuckers try dont they

 

[deedee]

I was there once and it was something else. My friend blagged a load of us in one night for a late drink with her husband's membership card(he got sent one because of his job). So off we go and bag ourselves an unoccupied table full of complimentary finger food. One drink later and all finger food either eaten or walked into the carpet and we were asked to leave for eating some private party's CANAPES

The place is full of rich, posh, spoilt OFFICIAL assholes so drunk they were fighting their own shadows.

 

[avernus]

The place is full of rich, posh, spoilt OFFICIAL assholes so drunk they were fighting their own shadows.

ripe for a wallet stealing. hmmm...

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I met Denis Leary there a couple of years ago.

 

[Hector Grey]

i quite like it, but then i'm not a sad reverse-elitist student vegan cunt, like you lot.

 

[La La]

i quite like it, but then i'm not a sad reverse-elitist student vegan cunt, like you lot.

I'M NOT VEGAN!!!!!! YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

*weeps*

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

i quite like it, but then i'm not a sad reverse-elitist student vegan cunt, like you lot.

Good man. Seeya there later yeah?

 

[avernus]

i quite like it, but then i'm not a sad reverse-elitist student vegan cunt, like you lot.

I don't eat meat, but I'd sure like to take a bite outta your head. delicious.

 

[Osama Van Halen]

ODESSAQUANDON'T

LADY VAN HALEN HAS DONE THE DJing THERE A FEW TIMES... AND AS A RESULT I'VE FOUND MYSELF SURROUNDED BY PILES OF PLEBS. IT'S A GREAT PLACE TO LOOK SCRUFFY...FOR A FEW MINUTES. AFTER THAT YOU JUST WANNA WRECK THE GAFF.

A GROUP OF 4 GUYS WERE YAMMERIN' ON THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE. TWO OF THEM, OUT OF FOUR, WERE WEARING WHITE JEANS WITH WHITE SHIRT TUCKED IT. TIED TOGETHER WITH SWEATERS FLOPPING ALOOFLY AND NOUVEAUX SCRUFFO BROWN SHOES. FUCKIN' HELL. DISCUSSING WETHER THE BULGARIAN PROPERTY BUBBLE IS GONNA.... I DON'T KNOW... FUCKIN' KILL THEM OR SOMETHIN. JESUS.

AWFUL BANG OF FISH TOO. FROM THE RESTURAUNT.

IN FUCKIN' STITCHES.

 

[Hector Grey]

I don't eat meat, but I'd sure like to take a bite outta your head. delicious.

that's mostly cheese.

 

[avernus]

that's mostly cheese.

oh boy, cheeese!! I love cheeeeese!!

 

[La La]

oh boy, cheeese!! I love cheeeeese!!

ill meet you on the moon in five.

 

[avernus]

ill meet you on the moon in five.

you better be bringing cheeeesecake.

 

[Hector Grey]

ill meet you on the moon in five.

you better be bringing cheeeesecake.

puffs

 

[avernus]

puffs

dude bring your head. mmmmm