The Certain Death Vegan Cafe (2 Viewers)

[mc moley]

Well, maybe not everyone, but hows this for a wager; I bet you 10 punk points I can round up at least 4 Coolians to go, and a further 10 points that we can drink more coffee, and booze, than any 4 softboy townies you can put together!

damn right! ross and me'll look after the coffee and we'll bring karl and greg for the drink! you guys can keep karl and greg after they've had their drink though....them be two messy boys!

 

[W.]

 

[seaners]

Also hope to commence a bicycle workshop space to coincide with all these a doin's and transpirin's. Tools and knowledge available, and we'll see what we can do about building up a spare parts collection.

Books, bike, food.

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[kreature]

Does the dept of health know about this place? Last time the health inspectors were in?

Great...you've just cursed the cafe. Thanks a lot Napalm, thanks alot.

 

[damien]

its ok, he's old. are we jammin on fela later or what ??

 

[kreature]

its ok, he's old. are we jammin on fela later or what ??

Jammin...
Fuck yeah.

 

[São Paulo Punk]

I'm fuckin starving already.

 

[spuded]

yeah so when do we get the spiked with acid apple pie

also if anyone shites on and on about coffee at this they'll be getting a sock in their big steaming 'mug'.|..|

 

[Napalm]

Great...you've just cursed the cafe. Thanks a lot Napalm, thanks alot.

suppose it can't be any worse than cabra's parks kitchen.

 

[mc moley]

yeah so when do we get the spiked with acid apple pie

also if anyone shites on and on about coffee at this they'll be getting a sock in their big steaming 'mug'.|..|

go drink sum tea....wuss

 

[Space]

Shut it ya coffee addict !baggyyyy

 

[rossdonbeck]

Incredible. It's as if you can see to the depths of my soul.

 

[rossdonbeck]

Shut it ya coffee addict !baggyyyy

Them's fightin words!

Oh yeah, bad news dara - Grog's off the booze!
You can probably do the coffee part all by yourself anyway though, so we're safe as far as that goes.

 

[stephenoblunt]

Grog's off the booze!

 

[rossdonbeck]

Oh shit - that's hilarious, but seriously - he's been off for 3 hours straight I think.

 

[mc moley]

no 8 days! he seems to be coping well.
this is next sunday right????

 

[jillface]

Can't you Wicklow folk count?
Sunday the 20th Dara..
That's 13 days away..

 

[stephenoblunt]

That's miles away!

Wait, considering it takes an hour to walk three miles and the cafe is in 310.5 hours, it's actually 931.5 miles away!

 

[mc moley]

some how ive offended enough people to loose 6 punk points on this thread already...im on a roll!

 

[beergoth]

That's miles away!

Wait, considering it takes an hour to walk three miles and the cafe is in 310.5 hours, it's actually 931.5 miles away!

If all maths was like this I would like it a lot better...