that snake urban myth (2 Viewers)

[classic seanc]

I live in An-acondaminimum.

Keeps the numbers of snakes as low as possible.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

I vant to suck your blooood!

 

[Vinnie]

I give in, you're definitely better at this than me

I did snake puns for the leaving sssssssssert

 

[krystal]

I did snake puns for the leaving sssssssssert

ah it's all snakeoil, vinny

 

[rettucs]

is she preparing herself to eat you alive too?

yeah, I never met someone with an appetite quite like hers.

the weirdo

 

[cephalopod]

anyone heard it yet?

friend of a friend has pet snake, feeds it a mouse every week or whatever, and SLEEPS with it in bed.
normally it's coiled up, but lately it's starving itself and when she wake sup she sees it's taken to lying alongside her.
she brings it to the vet and he tells her it's measuring itself against her and starving itself so it can have her for dinner shortly.

i was told it last night and googled it this morning out of suspicion. apparently it's making the rounds in dublin.

anyone 'swear blind that they know the girl with the snake?'

if you do, tell her she's a weirdo.

Ha ha ha, I heard that twice at the weekend! Both people who told me were convinced it was true.

 

[cephalopod]

How do these stories work? Do the people who swear blind to you that it's their friend really believe it?

I've heard another story regarding a tin of dog-food, a vagina, a labrador and a surprise birthday party a few times too

 

[paul-]

haha..i heard a slightly different version of it where the snake wasent eating its mice for a few weeks...she brought it to the vet and was told it was starving itself to eat her.
pretty good..definetly up there with the turkish sewer rat.

 

[La La]

haha..i heard a slightly different version of it where the snake wasent eating its mice for a few weeks...she brought it to the vet and was told it was starving itself to eat her.
pretty good..definetly up there with the turkish sewer rat.

eh...your version is the same as mine!


what's the turkish sewer rat story?

 

[krystal]

TURKISH SEWER RAT!?

 

[cephalopod]

Don't think snakes have the foresight to starve themselves of a reliable food-source in place of waiting for an unreliable food-source anyways.

 

[La La]

exactly but the thought of it is so disturbing......ughughguhguhgugh

 

[cephalopod]

I'm starving my snake at the moment too. It's pretty tragic.

 

[Johnnyc]

If that tv show "V" taught us anything, it's don't sleep with reptiles.

 

[Space]

TURKISH SEWER RAT!?

Woman goes to Turkey buys a pet dog, comes home, goes to the vet and finds out it's a TURKISH SEWER RAT!

 

[george mcfly]

I thought you were scared of snakes?

yeah, and?

 

[paul-]

eh...your version is the same as mine!


what's the turkish sewer rat story?

oh, so it is. i missed the starving itself part.
anyway, the sewer rat whos nationality seems to be interchangable...

http://www.snopes.com/critters/lurkers/mexicanpet.asp

 

[rettucs]

I'm starving my snake at the moment too. It's pretty tragic.

I'd starve myself to eat my snake except I'm a vegetarian

 

[cephalopod]

My mate's arm got bitten by an insect in thailand, then a few weeks later went to see the doctor in Ireland. His arm had gotten swollen and numb, so they sent him to hospital, then they cut his arm open and it was a hollowed out ant's nest.

Swear to fuck

srsly

 

[rettucs]

yeah, and?

and so is Indiana Jones

but hes way better with a whip than you are