that snake urban myth (1 Viewer)

[La La]

anyone heard it yet?

friend of a friend has pet snake, feeds it a mouse every week or whatever, and SLEEPS with it in bed.
normally it's coiled up, but lately it's starving itself and when she wake sup she sees it's taken to lying alongside her.
she brings it to the vet and he tells her it's measuring itself against her and starving itself so it can have her for dinner shortly.

i was told it last night and googled it this morning out of suspicion. apparently it's making the rounds in dublin.

anyone 'swear blind that they know the girl with the snake?'

if you do, tell her she's a weirdo.

 

[rettucs]

I know a girl who says she has a snake in her pants

shes definitely a wierdo

 

[La La]

is she preparing herself to eat you alive too?

 

[MDR]

I have a snake in my pants that has a voracious appetite.

 

[george mcfly]

want to see a pet snake?

 

[CITY BABY]

anyone heard it yet?

friend of a friend has pet snake, feeds it a mouse every week or whatever, and SLEEPS with it in bed.
normally it's coiled up, but lately it's starving itself and when she wake sup she sees it's taken to lying alongside her.
she brings it to the vet and he tells her it's measuring itself against her and starving itself so it can have her for dinner shortly.

i was told it last night and googled it this morning out of suspicion. apparently it's making the rounds in dublin.

anyone 'swear blind that they know the girl with the snake?'

if you do, tell her she's a weirdo.

I was told this by a woman at work who swears blind that they are good friends with the person who knows the girl with the snake.

Small country. Jesus horrifying stuff altoghter.

 

[La La]

it's always someone who knows someone who definitely knows this girl.

she's been snaking her way round the country imho

 

[Catwoman]

Does she rub dog food on her lady-bits?

 

[Catwoman]

want to see a pet snake?

I thought you were scared of snakes?

 

[La La]

I thought you were scared of snakes?

nah, just the dark. so i've heard.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

who carez?

 

[Vinnie]

(What's the story) morning cobra?

 

[krystal]

(What's the story) morning cobra?

at the cobra, cobracabanna

 

[Space]

want to pet my snake?

no thanks.

 

[MDR]

It's only safe to keep a pet snake if you also keep a pet gorilla - checks and balances.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

snakes/brits out

 

[Vinnie]

at the cobra, cobracabanna

Hiss story repeating itself

 

[krystal]

Hiss story repeating itself

I'm not ssssurprised that girl was hisssterical

 

[Vinnie]

Munchy Pythons Dining Circussssssssssss

 

[krystal]

Munchy Pythons Dining Circussssssssssss

I give in, you're definitely better at this than me