That R Kelly thread... (1 Viewer)

[jane]

...anyone know where it is? Just looked, and couldn't find it.

Listen to this:
http://adam-buxton.com/ad/wp-content/XFM191105RKELLY.mp3

I want to hear the whole thing now.

 

[Pantone247]

locked in the closet?

you have to get the DVD

although KISS on the digikal TV keep playing the first 5 parts most weekends

how you Jane?

 

[jane]

But look! Some of the links to the chapters work on the Wikipedia site:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapped_in_the_closet

I'm going to need a defibrillator here.

I can't believe I missed out on this for so long.

 

[Pantone247]

wait till he drives the car

my favouirite bit is him "act" driving...

deadly

 

[jane]

wait till he drives the car

my favouirite bit is him "act" driving...

deadly

I'm actually going to die. R Kelly will be responsible for my demise.

I like the way that chapter 11 is given a sort of elliptical structure, by having it both open and close on an unconscious midget who has eaten two kinds of pie.

 

[Pantone247]

I'm actually going to die. R Kelly will be responsible for my demise.

I like the way that chapter 11 is given a sort of elliptical structure, by having it both open and close on an unconscious midget who has eaten two kinds of pie.

I haven't got that far!!! oh boy!!!

I also recently found out R Kelly has a song called, ahem, "I like the crotch on you"

i like the crotch on you
i want what you've got baby

It's ssssoooo predatory isn't it... sssssoooooo creepy...

 

[jane]

The whole thing reminds me of the sung stories I used to make up and sing to my poo when I was little and really took my time on the crapper, and before I learned that you're supposed to bring books in there.

In fact, that was the exact tune I used to use.

R. Kelly, I'll see you Trapped in the Courtroom, dude.

 

[Chad]

just discovered this myself.

chapters 1-5 pretty much made me cry.

esp. when he's getting it on with the wife

"im getting a cramp in my leg

get off my damn leg"

etc etc. hilarious

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

weirdness:

tonights corrie - Rita = trapped in the closet
tonights everybody hates christ - chris = trapped in the closet!

 

[Chad]

I'm actually going to die. R Kelly will be responsible for my demise.

I like the way that chapter 11 is given a sort of elliptical structure, by having it both open and close on an unconscious midget who has eaten two kinds of pie.

you know i thought you were taking the piss...

jesus christ...

 

[jane]

you know i thought you were taking the piss...

jesus christ...

Nope. See? He has put himself well out of parody's way. If that isn't a genuine art form, I will personally eat my own pie.

 

[mackle]

haha jesus, just watched this all again. Genius.
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[Lord Damian]

if this is the future of music video, i'm going to eat a bullet.

 

[Vinnie]

I've only seen one chapter and it was ages ago but it fucking blew me away. ITS AMAZING. The link below has all chapters.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=trapped+in+the+closet

...anyone know where it is? Just looked, and couldn't find it.

Listen to this:
http://adam-buxton.com/ad/wp-content/XFM191105RKELLY.mp3

I want to hear the whole thing now.

 

[Dixer]

I wanna piss on you...............
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CS3yQiSjbt8