T-shirt idea (1 Viewer)

[nofriendo]

By the way, you can have the rest of this sandwich - I don't like crusts.

Is that sandwich still going ?

 

[MDR]

aren't all foreigners not prostitutes in anyway?

Yeah, I think the irish foreigners are free though.

 

[rettucs]

Well, duh. I mean, that's the thing, people have so much money now that they don't want things for free, they want to be seen to be paying for it. So we just charge them to make them feel good about themselves. It's all part of the status that goes with entering foreign property.

but then thats taking jobs off irish prostitutes. and it completely screws up the tourism industry of thailand cos the fat, ugly, pasty, white-ass irish builder types who travel over to get jiggy with the prossies over there only have to venture as far as benburb street.

 

[MDR]

Is that sandwich still going ?

Sorry, i sold it to the health board.

 

[MDR]

They should call them internationals instead of non-nationals - they come from somewhere right?

 

[MDR]

but then thats taking jobs off irish prostitutes. and it completely screws up the tourism industry of thailand cos the fat, ugly, pasty, white-ass irish builder types who travel over to get jiggy with the prossies over there only have to venture as far as benburb street.

The asian women love the red arms on irish men.

 

[MDR]

Jane, why not have a t-shirt that says 'Thanks for the taxes.'

 

[rettucs]

Yeah, I think the irish foreigners are free though.

GMO is Irish for foreigner

 

[jane]

but then thats taking jobs off irish prostitutes. and it completely screws up the tourism industry of thailand cos the fat, ugly, pasty, white-ass irish builder types who travel over to get jiggy with the prossies over there only have to venture as far as benburb street.

Well, the Irish prostitutes are just gonna have to upskill, like.

 

[jane]

Jane, why not have a t-shirt that says 'Thanks for the taxes.'

I was thinking more like 'you're welcome for the taxes' or 'I paid my youth and my savings to help build your economy, and all I got is this lousy t-shirt, and I still had to pay twice as much as an Irish person for it.'

 

[rettucs]

The asian women love the red arms on irish men.

not to mention the white legs, and the overhanging guts, and the crooked-as-fuck teeth

Irish men are rides. Bring back the rides

 

[MDR]

Well, the Irish prostitutes are just gonna have to upskill, like.

They could teach sex as a foreign language.

 

[broken arm]

Jane, why not have a t-shirt that says 'Thanks for the taxes.'

ha.

That should be worn by Irish MEP's during commission or european parliament sessions..

 

[rettucs]

I was thinking more like 'you're welcome for the taxes' or 'I paid my youth and my savings to help build your economy, and all I got is this lousy t-shirt, and I still had to pay twice as much as an Irish person for it.'

well thats not strictly speaking true though is it? I mean you'll get a free plane ticket when they decide to deport you. You'll have to get that on the t-shirt there somewhere.

 

[MDR]

not to mention the white legs, and the overhanging guts, and the crooked-as-fuck teeth

AND, the best fans in the world. (Points at self with both hands and makes kissy lips face.)

 

[rettucs]

They could teach sex as a foreign language.

yeah, make it a leaving cert subject. Like, I got 6 Fs in my leaving but I got an A1 in honours sex. Trinity here I come

 

[MDR]

How about 'Your tax, My relax'.

 

[rettucs]

AND, the best fans in the world. (Points at self with both hands and makes kissy lips face.)

THE WORLD LOVES THE IRISH. WE ARE GREAT SO WE ARE

 

[MDR]

yeah, make it a leaving cert subject. Like, I got 6 Fs in my leaving but I got an A1 in honours sex. Trinity here I come

I'd say it's more of a transition year thing.

 

[jane]

well thats not strictly speaking true though is it? I mean you'll get a free plane ticket when they decide to deport you. You'll have to get that on the t-shirt there somewhere.

Ah, actually, no. The letters people are getting this morning are to 'leave voluntarily', which means 'pay for your own fucking ticket'.

And they'll probably slap a deportation tax on it, too.

They already make us carry cards, which we now have to pay for. €100 a year for an unflattering photo and a pretend microchip thingy that's supposed to give it an air of officialdom. They brought that charge in overnight, too. People just showed up to the immigration bureau one morning and were told they needed to pay for the privilege of being treated like shite. AND they don't accept cash: only a bank giro or a credit card.