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Anyone wanna do up a nicely-designed t-shirt that says "Immigrant" or "Non-National"? Or know someone who does good screenprinting for cheap, if I just want to make a few for my own dirty foreign mates?

I was gonna order one of those Neighbourhoodies zip-ups with that printed on it, but I chickened out. Now I think loads of people shoudl fucking wear them.
 
Sorry jane, we can't take on any of your suggestions until you have full Irish citizenship.

By the way, you can have the rest of this sandwich - I don't like crusts.
 
Anyone wanna do up a nicely-designed t-shirt that says "Immigrant" or "Non-National"?

can I get one that says 'I wish I was an Immigrant or a Non-national', cos people keep mistaking me for one. I kind of wish I was one so that next time someone asks me where I'm from I can say Blockowskia instead of Templeogue. They're always disappointed when I tell them the latter.
 
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It's times like this when thumped brings a tear of joy to my eye.

All your mens are belongs to us.

http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/relationships/why-irish-men--love-foreign-women-1062004.html

Although you will notice that the bint who wrote this made sure not to include any non-EU women in this piece.

Are yiz Irish? No, I come from foreign.

Good foreign or bad foreign? Oh, I'm bad foreign, like.

But I like the bit at the end of the article, where she assures the reader (who, as with almost all Irish media, assumes the reader/viewer/listener is Irish and not from foreign) that the foreigns haven't stoled all the mens, and some mens don't like the foreigns after all because the foreigns are a pain in the arse and aren't as into enabling alcoholics.

All your mens are belong to us, BUT ALL YOUR NATIONAL STEREOTYPES ARE BELONG TO YOUS.
 
aren't all foreigners not prostitutes in anyway?

Well, duh. I mean, that's the thing, people have so much money now that they don't want things for free, they want to be seen to be paying for it. So we just charge them to make them feel good about themselves. It's all part of the status that goes with entering foreign property.
 

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