Stupid things you have done recently (1 Viewer)

[Wavioli]

god these jokes are awful, who wants a cup of manatee?

 

[krystal]

I would, but I shudder to think of what it might contain.

god these jokes are awful, who wants a cup of manatee?

 

[Wavioli]

Nothing but pure 100% liquified manatee.

you cant get more natural than that...

 

[krystal]

hopefully my cup will contain a percentage of barnacles.

Nothing but pure 100% liquified manatee.

you cant get more natural than that...

 

[Wavioli]

Ahem, I dont think you were paying attention the first time...

Nothing but pure 100% liquified manatee.

you cant get more natural than that...

If ya want barnacles yeh cant feck off to those cheap ass barnacle tea rooms, with the rest of the salty sea dogs.

 

[P. Littbarski]

hopefully my cup will contain a percentage of barnacles.

also know as croutons of the sea

 

[Vinnie]

I don't like it when there's croutons in my man tea.

 

[Super Dexta]

I just had to get a tetanus injection for my incident with the stapler, my finger is completely swole up and really really sore
Moral of the story: staplers are mean.

 

[Jimmy Magee]

I just had to get a tetanus injection for my incident with the stapler, my finger is completely swole up and really really sore
Moral of the story: staplers are mean.

Ouch...get well soon. I'd to get tetanus shots meself in me youth after some incident involving my foot and a rusty nail

 

[Anthony]

Tried to open a door with 3 bowls of cereal in my hand.
Of course one fell over and there was wheatabix, rice krispies and bananna chips all over the floor.

 

[herv]

Got up late for work. Decided to get a taxi. Half way to work realised I had no money on me or no money in my account. Had to borrow a tenner from the receptionist.

although tom booking 4 places for ATP and asking 5 people is probably dumber than that.

 

[jane]

I just had to get a tetanus injection for my incident with the stapler, my finger is completely swole up and really really sore
Moral of the story: staplers are mean.

I was just typing this whole thing out about me falling down some stairs, and the phone rang. As I was talking, I was standing in front of the gas fire, as I often do, and I leaned back and banged my thumb off it. It's now forming a nice blister.

 

[snakybus]

while herding sheep, I accidentally allowed one to back into me while I wasn't looking and my pants were off for a minute. It got it's feet stuck in my wellies

another time I accidentally sat on a lightbulb while naked

hospital staff, eh? they give you such disbelieving looks

 

[desertedvillage]

I cut the corner of my mouth with an electirc razor and now when i open my mouth it hurts like fuck!

Hi Ciaran,

That was a pretty slick way to let us all know that you're shaving now, I'm reppin' ya for it.
Is it full on bumfluff or just a McGuigan 'tash like I had?
Just Remember; Only Proddies pray for pubes

pEACE oUT

 

[desertedvillage]

I caught my foreskin in my zip once, actually twice.
The only way out was to pull my zip back down, it fairly doubled my peasure, let me tell ya.
I still believe in Love though.

 

[Super Dexta]

I caught my foreskin in my zip once, actually twice.
The only way out was to pull my zip back down, it fairly doubled my peasure, let me tell ya.
I still believe in Love though.

cervical smears sound A-OK compared to that.

 

[mackle]

Hi Ciaran,

That was a pretty slick way to let us all know that you're shaving now, I'm reppin' ya for it.
Is it full on bumfluff or just a McGuigan 'tash like I had?
Just Remember; Only Proddies pray for pubes

pEACE oUT

Dude I could have a beard if I wanted. lol

So glad that not enough people on here know me in person to confirm this.

 

[IFF]

stupid thinhgs i've done recently?

i've actually been o0n good behaviour recently. i think the stupidest thing which got everyone looking at me was no fault of my own but as there was 3 rows between my row (which had 2 people as most people were absemt) and the next row,k it involved me getting up and handing the sheet to someone as it was too far. needless tosay, i banged my knee of the radiator bevcause of my positioning, everyone was looking and i felt embarassed

 

[stephenoblunt]

Thickest thing I done recently was drive from Dublin to Bray pissed as a Barber!

Only messin, I don't drink or drive, but thought Imagine I did that! lol

 

[Cormcolash]

You shouldn't drink and bake.