Wavioli
Well-Known Member
god these jokes are awful, who wants a cup of manatee?
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Wavioli said:god these jokes are awful, who wants a cup of manatee?
Wavioli said:Nothing but pure 100% liquified manatee.
you cant get more natural than that...
Wavioli said:Nothing but pure 100% liquified manatee.
you cant get more natural than that...
kirstie said:hopefully my cup will contain a percentage of barnacles.
Ouch...get well soon. I'd to get tetanus shots meself in me youth after some incident involving my foot and a rusty nailSuper Dexta said:I just had to get a tetanus injection for my incident with the stapler, my finger is completely swole up and really really sore
Moral of the story: staplers are mean.
I was just typing this whole thing out about me falling down some stairs, and the phone rang. As I was talking, I was standing in front of the gas fire, as I often do, and I leaned back and banged my thumb off it. It's now forming a nice blister.Super Dexta said:I just had to get a tetanus injection for my incident with the stapler, my finger is completely swole up and really really sore
Moral of the story: staplers are mean.
Ciaran Mackle said:I cut the corner of my mouth with an electirc razor and now when i open my mouth it hurts like fuck!
cervical smears sound A-OK compared to that.desertedvillage said:I caught my foreskin in my zip once, actually twice.
The only way out was to pull my zip back down, it fairly doubled my peasure, let me tell ya.
I still believe in Love though.
desertedvillage said:Hi Ciaran,
That was a pretty slick way to let us all know that you're shaving now, I'm reppin' ya for it.
Is it full on bumfluff or just a McGuigan 'tash like I had?
Just Remember; Only Proddies pray for pubes
pEACE oUT
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