Some Jokes (1 Viewer)

[avernus]

What do you call David Hasselhoff giving some guy shit?
David Hasslehoff

 

[brianMy Remorse]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to lorcanzo again. haha

im surprised no one has used the what do you call David Hasslehoff the hippie?
David Hashlehoff.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to avernus again.

haha best of the lot by a country kilo.
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[ratmonkey]

There's a Knightrider Court in London, has to be the best address ever.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

what?? legendary!

anyone seen the extras on the dvd for dodgeball? so there he is giving out to the german team and just laughs and speaks into his watch, "Kit, pick me up"

that was a keeper right there.

 

[Wavioli]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to avernus again.

haha best of the lot by a country kilo.
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what he said .|..|

 

[avernus]

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[veryslowey]

what do you call david hasselhofs character in baywatch?

mitch buchannon

 

[carcass]

Simply Sublime, January 26, 2005
[font=verdana,arial,helvetica][size=-1][/size][/font][font=verdana,arial,helvetica][size=-1]Reviewer: gavin coughlan (Ireland) - See all my reviews [/size][/font]When I was making the love with my lady, she say I best man in world. But no I say, you forget the Hoff, king of all who do live. She say, 'who is this Hoff, is this same Baywatch Hoff?'. 'Ah yes', I say, 'but many facets do belong to the Hoff', and I slap shiny Hoff disc on record machine. She was transported through many emotion and mental dimension. I watch her eyes glaze in wonder at the Hoff and his silky leather voice. She now love the Hoff more than me, but I not mind as the Hoff has many women of better quality to choose, so she still make the love with me.

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http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005Q8UG/qid=1089387433/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/104-8419569-6971955

Some reviews of The Hoff's greatest hits. I'm not sure they're all genuine...

 

[MDR]

He goes to Tipperary:

David Cashelhoff

He thinks suicide is painless:

David M*a*s*h*eloff

 

[ratmonkey]

He thinks suicide is painless:

David M*a*s*h*eloff

That one's been done.

what do you call david hasselhoff when he overtakes someone?
david passelhoff

 

[MDR]

That one's been done.

Oopps...

 

[MDR]

...or with a vagina:

David gashelhoff.

 

[Evil Speaker]

what do you call david hasselhoff when he gets high?
David Hashelhoff

 

[Evil Speaker]

what do you call David Hasselhoff taking a pee?
David Slashelhoff

 

[Wavioli]

...or with a vagina:

David gashelhoff.

haha, that ones been done already too aswell also

 

[Evil Speaker]

what do you call David Hasselhoff when he turns up drunk and stoned at your house at 5am?
David Crashelhoff

what do you call David Hasselhoff in a church?
David Masselhoff

what do you call David Hasselhoff burnt to death?
David Ashelhoff

what do you call David Hasselhoff in a dustbin?
David Trashelhoff

what do you call David Hasselhoff in a car crash?
David Smashelhoff

what do you call David Hasselhoff armed to the teeth?
David Klashnekofhoff

 

[ratmonkey]

There's only so many amusing variants of this name that can be done I suppose.

what do you call David Hasselhoff with one leg?
David Hasselhop

 

[avernus]

what do you call David Hasselhoff in a church?
David Masselhoff

what do you call David Hasselhoff in a dustbin?
David Trashelhoff

what do you call David Hasselhoff armed to the teeth?
David Klashnekofhoff

hahaha

 

[Evil Speaker]

I'm going home now... really...

What do you call David Hasselhoff in a formal setting?
Mr Hasselhoff


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