Some Jokes (1 Viewer)

[Alan Remorse]

Q:What do you call David Hasslehoff jumping into a pool?
A: David Splashlehoff

Q:What do you call David Hasslehoff as a medieval ruler?
A: David Castlehoff

Q:What do you call David Hasslehoff mowing the lawn?
A: David Grasselhoff

Q:What do you call david Hasslehoff with a large red sore?
A: David Rashlehoff

Q:What do you call David Hasslehoff farting?
A: David Gaslehoff

Q:What do you call David Hasslehoff in a sitcom about an army medical unit?
A: David Mashlehoff



Thank you.

 

[avernus]

pure entertainment...

 

[spiritualtramp]

there is a thread over on the grauniad talkboards about david hasselhoff which has 21,000 posts .

 

[ms.b.haven]

how many are yours?

there is a thread over on the grauniad talkboards about david hasselhoff which has 21,000 posts .

 

[Alan Remorse]

there is a thread over on the grauniad talkboards about david hasselhoff which has 21,000 posts .

now those are people who know what is important in life

 

[spiritualtramp]

how many are yours?

none . I never post to it . you should though , they just love trolls over there .

 

[Alan Remorse]

Go on!!!

 

[Zeelander]

Q:What do you call David Hasslehoff jumping into a pool?
A: David Splashlehoff

Q:What do you call David Hasslehoff as a medieval ruler?
A: David Castlehoff

Q:What do you call David Hasslehoff mowing the lawn?
A: David Grasselhoff

Q:What do you call david Hasslehoff with a large red sore?
A: David Rashlehoff

Q:What do you call David Hasslehoff farting?
A: David Gaslehoff

Q:What do you call David Hasslehoff in a sitcom about an army medical unit?
A: David Mashlehoff



Thank you.

No. Thank YOU.

Beautiful.

 

[avernus]

none . I never post to it . you should though , they just love trolls over there .

hehehe gas

 

[Alan Remorse]

I live to give. Spread the hasslehoff love.

He has a new album out apparently.

 

[ms.b.haven]

fuck me, you're funny. do it again. look tramp you're just tense...peace not war

none . I never post to it . you should though , they just love trolls over there .

 

[spiritualtramp]

now those are people who know what is important in life

it is called david hasselhoff : how I freed europe .

it was inspired by this link http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_860540.html

 

[Alan Remorse]

"In Germany children have brought me thousands of flowers"

ahahahaha what a fuckin legend that man is

 

[jane]

What do you call David Hasslehoff at the onset of puberty?
David Tashelhoff.

 

[Catwoman]

it is called david hasselhoff : how I freed europe .

it was inspired by this link http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_860540.html

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/A...9387433/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/104-8419569-6971955

Some reviews of The Hoff's greatest hits. I'm not sure they're all genuine...

 

[Alan Remorse]

i think its time we brought this one back to life.

 

[avernus]

and so it was.

 

[spectraljanitor]

What do you call David Hasslehoff at the onset of puberty?
David Tashelhoff.

or David Tossenoff

 

[#10-7]

what do you call david hasselhoff outside the george with a stick?
david gaybashelhoff

what do you call david hasselhoff running for a train?
david dashelhoff

what do you call david hasselhoff when he hides his cans?
david stashelhoff

what do you call david hasselhoff when he's listening to punk and shit?
david clashelhoff

what do you call david hasselhoff when his head turns into a giant vagina?
david gashelhoff

he he..

 

[Unclealo]

David hasselhoff in nothing but a raincoat?

David Flashelfhoff