sauna behaviour (1 Viewer)

[La La]

i just had a bit of an odd experience at the gym - went to use the sauna after my shower and there was a woman of about 50 years of age in there taking up most of the bench in a position similar to a woman giving birth. i could see everything.

i know it's relatively normal to take your towel off in the sauna, i dont have a problem with that.

but adopting that kind of position??? as i turned to leave i noticed she then raised both legs in the air too.

needless to say i skipped that part, got changed and left.

 

[Dktr. Faustus]

Maybe she was giving birth?

 

[La La]

Maybe she was giving birth?

haha - no, trust me. there was no baby involved. thank god.

 

[Dktr. Faustus]

Alright...they used to do that in the 19th century I hear...

 

[Mormon Nailer]

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[rettucs]

sauna behaviour is meant to be very different on the continent. In my gym there are sauna's in the mens and women's changing rooms. Anything goes in them and I'd tend to avoid them cos I don't like sitting in a room with naked, fat people. Then theres the communal one out by the pool where people tend to have some level of clothing on, but its still full of fat people. I would it that on occasion, but not often cos sauna's make me light-headed.

On the continent (don't ya hate that term!!), from what I've heard, sauna's tend to be only unisex, and for fit people who get very naked in them.

Or maybe I just dreamt that.

 

[Hector Grey]

Alright...they used to do that in the 19th century I hear...

sweat it out like?

 

[Dktr. Faustus]

sweat it out like?

No idea of why or how exactly, I think the Finnish people did everything they could in the sauna back then (especially medical things), it being the "healthy" place of every home and homes being very far apart and even more far from hospitals.

 

[La La]

i drew a quick example in paint but please excuse my limited skillz

but in real life her legs were pulled back further and wider

ughguhghghugughghgugugh


for teh record, i enjoy chilling out in a sauna, it's very relaxing and the smell of warm wood is nice. but this - this does not for a relaxing break in a sauna make.

 

[rettucs]

i drew a quick example in paint but please excuse my limited skillz

but in real life her legs were pulled back further and wider

ughguhghghugughghgugugh

Is that a giant loaf of bread in there too?

 

[La La]

Is that a giant loaf of bread in there too?

hahahahahahahahha no!!! it's the pot thing with the hot stonez in it that you ladel the water into. like i said - not the best at paint

 

[Dktr. Faustus]

Do you have lots of proper saunas (with the possibility of throwing the water on the stones like) out there?
I only get to go to one when I visit home.

 

[La La]

Do you have lots of proper saunas (with the possibility of throwing the water on the stones like) out there?
I only get to go to one when I visit home.

hmmmm. well there's one at the gym I use and I'm pretty sure that chain would have one in each branch, as well as other gym chains. i dont know about places with just a sauna though. when im loaded* i'm gonna build one in my gaff







*im alllowed dream

 

[ernesto]

hahahahahahahahha no!!! it's the pot thing with the hot stonez in it that you ladel the water into. like i said - not the best at paint

yeah, thought it was a muffin of sorts.
nevermind.
bad sauna etiquette(sp?) on yer wan's part

 

[rettucs]

yeah, thought it was a muffin of sorts.

never heard it called that before. But sure, tis as good a name as any

 

[Dktr. Faustus]

hmmmm. well there's one at the gym I use and I'm pretty sure that chain would have one in each branch, as well as other gym chains. i dont know about places with just a sauna though. when im loaded* i'm gonna build one in my gaff

*im alllowed dream

Alright yeah. They have a sauna in a hostel in Cork. But proper saunas heated with wood are really rare in public use even in finland. There's one in Helsinki that has literally tons of stones inside, is warmed with 5 feet logs and the water isn't thrown, you ask the people in the sauna when you go in/out and turn the big watertap. You can throw your beers in the freezer, buy those bunches of birch branches to hityourself with, hang outside in the street cooling off. Pensioners were playing chess in the dressing room drinking vodka and in the showers they had a 70 year old lady washing the old peoples backs.

Best sauna ever.

 

[Pantone247]

saunas?!?! saunas?!?!

it was far from saunas you were all raised, David McWilliams must be having a field day....

 

[La La]

Alright yeah. They have a sauna in a hostel in Cork. But proper saunas heated with wood are really rare in public use even in finland. There's one in Helsinki that has literally tons of stones inside, is warmed with 5 feet logs and the water isn't thrown, you ask the people in the sauna when you go in/out and turn the big watertap. You can throw your beers in the freezer, buy those bunches of birch branches to hityourself with, hang outside in the street cooling off. Pensioners were playing chess in the dressing room drinking vodka and in the showers they had a 70 year old lady washing the old peoples backs.

Best sauna ever.

that sounds cooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

saunas?!?! saunas?!?!

it was far from saunas you were all raised, David McWilliams must be having a field day....

ah go fiddle with your push-up bra

 

[Yurn!]

show her this thread.

 

[Pantone247]

ah go fiddle with your push-up bra

I'll be out on the decking if anyone wants me, weeping into my mocha-chino