Ryanair (near) death plane (1 Viewer)

[Yurn!]

very slowey/sexypornolady.

i miss her so much

So sad. She never did recover from this did she?

I'm devastated. Been with my bf for 23 years - living together for nearly 24. I'm 46, he's 19. Came home this morning after visiting my mum for breakfast roll day and there was an naked woman in bed with him, cuddling in our special position - the reverse anal cowgirl. A great big pile of used condoms next to the bed.

I know he has never cheated before and the biggest thing we've always had between us is my giant Barney® teddy.

I have loved him with all my barse and supported him as much as I possibly could and we've had an amazing relationship. He was my beast friend, my fuzzy dingleberry-nugget lump, ma fren. I was convinced he was my soul mate - but he was just my utter bastard mate. I just feel so hungry. We often talked about growing old together and having an adventure filled life and still might maybe do.

Sorry for the rambling nature of this post - just in shock xxx

 

[Michael O'Leary]

Classic.

 

[killy kill]

Sloweys review of the Steven Segal album on amazon and his Winchery post on boards.ie are the bestest things ever on the internet

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

Sloweys review of the Steven Segal album on amazon and his Winchery post on boards.ie are the bestest things ever on the internet

link?

If anyone wants sexypornolady's hit single SWEATY pm me.

 

[Carlow Punks!]

this thread is slowly becoming amazing

 

[TenRabbits]

Here.. I know this is a controversial opinion on here, but I have no probs with Ryanair, sure their customer service is completely fucking non-existent, the flights aren't particularly enjoyable and the way they try and screw cash out of ya every which way is pretty annoying, but when it comes down to it, I flew to Girona for 20 quid return.. 20 FUCKING QUID! Flight was just the same as the shitloads of other flights I've taken over the years (I fly with work a lot).

Saying they're more dangerous is pretty daft - they're just as dangerous as all the other airlines out there which have the same regulatory setup. Fly Garuda or Aeroflot if you want sheer terror on board (there were so many people smoking on the Garuda flight I was on I couldn't see the back of the plane.. and it had WALLPAPER on board for christ's sake, which was peeling! If they can't keep the wallpaper from peeling what the fuck are the mechanical parts like?!?!).

The main problem with them is they're such an unrepentant shower of cunts, but once you get over that you realise GIRONA - 20QUID!

 

[the strange guy]

Fly Garuda or Aeroflot if you want sheer terror on board

Qantas are pretty good at terrifying their passengers and
fortunately completely useless at killing them.

 

[TenRabbits]

See that's where you need Garuda or Aeroflot - in the field of smeared passengers, they're the bull.

 

[ernesto]

its one. Tom Hanks in Castaway for example

I did hear once that the only reason they ask you to put your head between your knees when you're going to crash is to make it easier to identify the body when you're head is removed from your neck. True story.

its so you reserve your teeth for dental records for body ID.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

also is it true that they don't use brakes, they instead put the wheels in reverse, which saves on brake fluid or something?

i once had a job where i had to employ those techniques to stop the forklift. the scale is different but the concept is the same. i did nearly kill a couple of people.

do your teeth shatter if your plane plummets from the sky in an emergency landing type situation? the thought of that freaks me out.

ive often had the sensation that my teeth were about to shatter on planes. its both agonizing and terrifying.

Here.. I know this is a controversial opinion on here, but I have no probs with Ryanair....

i agree. i'll avoid them if its the same price or cheaper to fly with some one else otherwise i just go ryanair knowing that if they act the cunt then i have only myself to blame for flying with them

 

[flashback]

Here... my mate's wife was working away there one day, and she heard a bang, and she thought someone had thrown a photocopier out of a window into the central courtyard or something, but it wasn't a photocopier, it was a person.

Your man had landed feet first, and his legs had shot into him, and were coming out by his ears. His feet were flat on the floor, and he was standing up, three feet high. Apparently he was conscious and able to talk to people for about 45 minutes.
She was saying that humans can be squashed into some alarming shapes.
(That was the third jumper she had seen in that building.)

 

[sweetoblivion]

I feel sick. Is that true???

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

yikes, thats a nasty tale of woe

 

[flashback]

oh yeah.
Totally true.
If you go into that building now, they have perspex over all the balconies to stop the jumpers.
It was pretty bad luck for her to see every one of them though.
One of the people in the lab was nearly milled by one of them hitting the deck.

They stopped reporting them even, because they thought the trend would spread even more.
Nuts.

 

[Space]

I flew Garuda from London to Bangkok and on to Bali and back again. Also flew between Bali and Jakarta while over there. Thought they were pretty similar to Ryanair on the domestic but probably better. The long haul was fine too bar the fact we picked smoking section seats.

On the same Journey flew Ryanair to London and they managed to ding my surfboard pretty badly whereas Garuda hand loaded all the boards on with due care.

 

[flashback]

what's that got to do with people having their legs sticking out through their shoulders Moose?

 

[Space]

what's that got to do with people having their legs sticking out through their shoulders Moose?

I was just defending Garuda.

 

[flashback]

I was just defending Garuda.

so you're saying its all just rumours then?
Media hyping it out of all proportion?

 

[Space]

so you're saying its all just rumours then?
Media hyping it out of all proportion?

Just giving my experience of four(or six if you count stopovers) flights with them.

 

[flashback]

Just giving my experience of four(or six if you count stopovers) flights with them.

obviously your legs and shoulders made it through the process, but are you saying that you didn't see anything... how would I put this, not quite right, with some of the other people's legs?



Ah lads.