Ryanair (near) death plane (3 Viewers)

[rettucs]

inflating your life jacket before a crash on land can help soften the blow. apparently RAF pilots discovered this. it acts as a crude airbag.

same with big boobs

 

[maims bond]

I hear that when you buy cheap airline tickets from a company that trims costs across the board you'll deserve it if you die in one of their plane crashes.

 

[ratmonkey]

Then I noticed they'd removed the sickbags.

Didn't they have a sickbag doubling as a camera film development dropoff bag for a while?

 

[Carlow Punks!]

This thread reminded me to book my Xmas tickets. Thanks.

Note to anyone going to Ireland from Germany for Xmas, Aerlingus from Berlin to Dublin return is cheaper then Ryanair at the moment.

I'm worried the ticket prices might go up later, so I bought them now. Was I wrong, will they go down nearer the time?

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

i literally got off a ryanair flight once and said "oh my stars"

 

[maims bond]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi Mike! Update your status mate.

Edit: what gives? I saw this post and when i quoted and responded it was gone.

 

[rettucs]

I would like to apologise for any offence that any of the others caused

 

[Lili Marlene]

Edit: what gives? I saw this post and when i quoted and responded it was gone.

oh hi, welcome do boards.ie.

You're banned BTW

 

[the strange guy]

Classic Thumped.

edit: Janey Mack, it's like The Matrix removed all traces of the bitter little man.

 

[pete]

pretty sure the real MO'L knows how to spell 'libelous'.

fake accounts attract bad attention

 

[maims bond]

pretty sure the real MO'L knows how to spell 'libelous'.

fake accounts attract bad attention

in fairness, it's quite detailed for a fake account. and it's not very funny either. they're gonna sue.

 

[Break Neck Speed]

Sorry Pete. I was only having a laugh. Hope no one gets in trouble.

 

[Lolo]

A man goes into a hotel bar and sees an attractive air stewardess. He can’t quite recognise the uniform, so he decided to try out a few airline slogans.
“World’s favourite?”
She ignores him.
“Spirit of Australia?”
She gives him a withering look, but he continues undeterred.
“We are United?”
The woman finally responds by saying:
“Why don’t you piss off, you obnoxious little shit?”
Then realisation dawns:
“Ah, Ryanair”.


Actually, personally I've had worse experiences with Aer Lingus but that's another story...

 

[pete]

i was secretly hoping it wasn't a fake account.

chance to ban that fucker for real = day made.

 

[the strange guy]

When joke accounts go bad.

 

[Goodbye]

I always miss out on the action

 

[Break Neck Speed]

On topic of joke accounts, what ever happened to very slowey?

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

On topic of joke accounts, what ever happened to very slowey?

very slowey/sexypornolady.

i miss her so much

 

[Bunny]

Based on my experience of discussing this exact issue with an ex-Ryanair pilot I would say the above is completely correct.

I try and avoid flying with them at all costs. It's not just the safety concerns. I just hate them.

Ditto for me! Only used them once and our flight from Milan was cancelled due to heavy fog, it then cleared an hour later, but we weren't aloud on the next flight, or the next one, or the next one. They offered us one the next day! Fuck off you cunts! We bought aerlingus tickets and got out of there quick.

If something goes wrong and you're flying Ryanair, their motto is 'Go fuck yourselves we got yo cash!'

 

[flashback]

Ditto for me! Only used them once and our flight from Milan was cancelled due to heavy fog, it then cleared an hour later, but we weren't aloud on the next flight, or the next one, or the next one. They offered us one the next day! Fuck off you cunts! We bought aerlingus tickets and got out of there quick.

If something goes wrong and you're flying Ryanair, their motto is 'Go fuck yourselves we got yo cash!'

same thing happened to the Missus and I. Except, since they knew there would be a bit of agro with everyone being told to fuck off, they hid all their staff.

I shit you not.
They all, everyone, legged it. There was some Finnair rep or something wandering though, and she almost got lynched.
Again, its smart, who can you try to bargain with, when there is nobody there.
Cunts barely covers it.