room of sorrow (2 Viewers)

[Ex-User (250)]

taking the pot of chili off the cooker, someone tickling you and the chili falling on the floor.
joan of arse.
obsessive coolies (you know who you are).
getting into and leaving work when it's dark.
buying acid off someone on the street and spinning around while the acid is still in your hand and the wind blowing the acid out of your hand and into a drain. man, i'd hate if that happened. it's never actually happened but i dreamed it did and that made me sad.
not being able to put on gigs any more.
inconsideration.

not getting a look at that 'school porn' media message that the cops are going nuts over... i bet you can just see her socks or something. prove me wrong!

 

[nlgbbbblth]

taking the pot of chili off the cooker, someone tickling you and the chili falling on the floor.
joan of arse.
obsessive coolies (you know who you are).
getting into and leaving work when it's dark.
buying acid off someone on the street and spinning around while the acid is still in your hand and the wind blowing the acid out of your hand and into a drain. man, i'd hate if that happened. it's never actually happened but i dreamed it did and that made me sad.
not being able to put on gigs any more.
inconsideration.

not getting a look at that 'school porn' media message that the cops are going nuts over... i bet you can just see her socks or something. prove me wrong!

do you use kidney beans?

 

[Mark King]

poverty
mans inhumanity to man
ozone layer
war
catching pubes under foreskin

 

[Ex-User (250)]

of course i did!

do you use kidney beans?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Felly
anal paper cuts

 

[nlgbbbblth]

how much chili powder?

rice?

remember Chilly Willy Ice Pops?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

 

[UnIt SevEn]

poverty
mans inhumanity to man
ozone layer
war
catching pubes under foreskin

i thought the ozone layer was a good thing? no pleasing some people.

top 5 things that make me sad:

5) forgetting to take my morning dose of antidepressants
4) mtv
3) trying to understand females
2) not knowing whether it's good to give homeless people money or not
1) not being able to think of something to put here

up yours the world!

 

[stunning]

poverty
mans inhumanity to man
ozone layer
war
catching pubes under foreskin

not having a foreskin to catch pubes under maybe??? i've got your sorrow right HERE baby! STOP THE INSANITY!

"oh, but he'll look different from all the other kids and gosh, its just so much more hygenic if we cut the end of his dick off"

Fuckers.

 

[stunning]

poverty
mans inhumanity to man
ozone layer
war
catching pubes under foreskin

Of course, catching pubes in back of throat or inbetween teeth that you don't find until tomorrow and you're not sure *exactly* who's it is...

 

[P. Littbarski]

getting a present of a large, fresh mega sized tub of Vegemite, opening it excitedly...as it slips out of your hand and smashes all over the gaff.

you consider momentarily shovelling the vitamin B rich yeasty goo back into an alternative container, but then you flatmate walks into the kitchen and thats the end of that...

 

[Ex-User (250)]

do i? man, they still account for the punchlines of 90% of my jokes! you remeber JR ice pops?

how much chili powder?

rice?

remember Chilly Willy Ice Pops?

 

[thegoone]

that recent acidic purple patch is gone again

why?

 

[jane]

Seeing a little kid drop his/her ice cream, or even just the sight of fallen icy treats on the ground, knowing that a paralysing disappointment came over someone just before the moment of impact, somehow really gets me. Oh, the empathy. The sympathy. Every pathy under the sun.

 

[Mark King]

Or finding pubes in your ice cream. Or a sticking plaster in your soup. Or a pair of spectacles in the swimming pool...

it has happened to me one occasion, when having afternoon tea at a friend's ma's house, that i noticed a pube in the sugar bowl. true story.

 

[jane]

it has happened to me one occasion, when having afternoon tea at a friend's ma's house, that i noticed a pube in the sugar bowl. true story.

Did you pick it out of the bowl, wave it in your friend's ma's face, and shout, 'Who IS HE, ya SLAG!?'

 

[kstop]

Extinction of tasty species.

 

[Latex lizzie]

Seeing a little kid drop his/her ice cream, or even just the sight of fallen icy treats on the ground, knowing that a paralysing disappointment came over someone just before the moment of impact, somehow really gets me. Oh, the empathy. The sympathy. Every pathy under the sun.

...oh the hilarity more like. I love when kids break/drop stuff that means a lot to them...I get a surreal buzz from that micro second when their bottom lip curls and wobbles befor the howling.Cant take the howling tho.

 

[jane]

...oh the hilarity more like. I love when kids break/drop stuff that means a lot to them...I get a surreal buzz from that micro second when their bottom lip curls and wobbles befor the howling.Cant take the howling tho.

Poor kids! There's nothing that rips me apart like a child in genuine sorrow (this does NOT go for the easily-identifiable brat tantrum, mind), that moment when they learn another painful lesson about disappointment, lessons that bring them just a little closer to becoming cynical adults who spend all day slagging each other off on message boards in a puerile manner.

Anyway, no wonder you've got cats and not dogs.

 

[Latex lizzie]

Poor kids! There's nothing that rips me apart like a child in genuine sorrow (this does NOT go for the easily-identifiable brat tantrum, mind), that moment when they learn another painful lesson about disappointment, lessons that bring them just a little closer to becoming cynical adults who spend all day slagging each other off on message boards in a puerile manner.

Anyway, no wonder you've got cats and not dogs.

.."teacher talk".